Danny (Hong Sang-soo mode)

this is a great camper van beethoven album. but it is time for it to go, in favor of one of the few true contenders for best album remaining. vote de la soul, obviously

when i close my eyes i see the image of yamamoto warming in the top of the 18th two days removed from pitching a complete game

baseball

dodgers food plate a lot more variety than the jays food plate but the latter’s pineapple looked quite good

remembering some blue jays: addison barger. feels like only yesterday that the blue jays had addison barger

i can’t properly remember jesse barfield as that was before my time but jesse barfield is one of my all time immaculate grid guys

oh yeeeeah

my next blue jay up was ben revere but apparently he was only a blue jay for 56 games. that can’t be right

remembering some blue jays

16th inning has devolved into “wait is jeter downs playing in npb or the kbo now”

world consumed by flames. all the way

i want to shout my love of baseball from the rooftops

oh my GOD

re: giving up free outs by bunting to move the runner over: i have never been wrong ever even once

HOW DO YOU SEND HIM THERE EVER BUT HOW IN THE FUCKING WORLD DO YOU SEND HIM THERE KNOWING WHO’S ON DECK

THROW KERSHAW DAVE ROBERTS YOU COWARD

UNBELIEVABLE vindication for my insane sicko belief that intentionally walking the winning run aboard in a tie game in the bottom of the ninth in a tie world series is justified if it’s this guy. this is ludicrous

we’re reaching tungsten arm levels the likes of which we’ve never seen

that guy is also a good player

vlad jr completely goddamn ridiculous

welp we've only got a minute left and if we don't keep picking up first downs we lose the game. how does "run it directly into the lineman's ass for zero yards" sound? run it for zero yards good with everyone? cool, i'll send it in

saying that the defense can't do anything would be too charitable and taylor's bafflingly decadent run playcalling on the last possession is fireable. this is an easy one

turned on the end of that game just to see how, specifically, they were gonna lose, and i think it is eminently clear that it is 100% attributable to unacceptably poor coaching, on both sides of the ball. clear as day

this is one of the best pitchers i’ve ever seen

man, barger’s a really nice player

this is heroic work from gausman and it might not be enough

increasingly clear that the key thing for toronto in this series is taking long at bats, getting on base, putting pitches on la’s starters so they can get to their pen as early as possible. i don’t believe they have another path

BEES!

bees???