Mari the Alien

It's very cool to have a blahaj to be eepy under

Wow I can't believe I just actually fell asleep during our D&D session last night. God, this shit hasn't happened in a while. Last night's vibes IRL were just not... not it...

I should've known I was fruity when I found a flower during a nature walk in 7th grade, wore said flower on my ear, and just felt like I was myself for the rest of the afternoon 💀

"You're a persistence predator. Evolution designed you to go after what you want at a comfortable pace. Work till you drop is not what you're made for."

What an insanely amazing piece of advice.

I wish Bards had the choice between three musical instruments *or* artisan's tools for their tool proficiencies. I wanna be able to make a bard concept that has no ties to music at all

I think a trapsmith would be sick, but I would expect it to be more of a Ranger thing than Rogue 🤔 I think Rangers need a bit more love right now, anyway 🥲

Team Fortress 2, please!

We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.

My impeccable taste in media strikes again! TIL that Zatanna has historically been handled... not the greatest! Add that to the pile of media I love that could've been great 😆

What linguistic principles dictate how a video game character is named? Why is it Minecraft Steve and Sans Undertale, but not the other ways around? Why John Halo?

Been starting to read DC and Marvel comics and uhh....

I'm very normal about Zatanna, totally

I think the boxer fantasy still fits neatly into Monk's Dex/Wis abilities (but a Strength one wouldn't be awful to have). I honestly just wanna play someone who smashes shit with their bare hands, no weapons whatsoever

So desperately want a strength-based punchy class/subclass in #dnd 😔

Brennan's announcement

Fuck my wifi, honestly :( I just wanna play games with my friends D:

Good DnD character backstories need to have hooks, loose ends, and conflicts. It should be a prequel, not a separate, compete story.
#dnd #dnd5e #2024dnd #ttrpg #characteroptimization #dungeonsanddragons

Your DM SHOULD threaten your dnd party if you’re resting in dangerous places like dungeons. But at the same time, the players should be playing smart in order to mitigate that risk.
#dnd #dnd5e #2024dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dmadvice

/w "Kaamni Deon" hey bb ;)

I'm never having anyone disarm my weapons ever again. It's hidden blade time :)

I haven't seen the other movies/shows in the current DC Universe, but it fills me with hope and joy seeing The Batman be a dark noir detective film and Superman be a... honestly I don't even know how to describe Superman. It's just *good*.

Just finished watching #Superman! I loved it. The first few minutes literally brought a tear to my eye, seeing just how hopeful and colorful this world and rendition of Superman is. I could see the love and care directly on the screen. It's such a fresh breath of air.

Just finished watching the first season of The Bear (quite early to the party, I know 😅). It's great! I've especially been loving the music choices in each and every episode. I can't find the exact words, but all the songs make me feel like I've been living in Chicago all my life.

taking the hrt that makes you half elven

dripstone trap

What a refreshing return to Stephanie Auclair 😊 7 weeks, and I have to relearn her a lil bit 😅 Learned a lot about roleplay in the interim, so I'm excited to practice what I've learned ^^

Kill not the cringe part of you
But the part that cringes

Forever gonna miss Assassin Rogue's crits 😭 I don't quite have the right words to describe it, but I still think that Hiding in 2024 and trying to inflict Surprise is not any easier than 2014's rules, and yet it has even less of a benefit, even less for Rogues.

It's one of those nights... where I absolutely just want a web-shooter. Not to swing around and to be a hero, but to grab stuff from across the room LMAO

Mspaint doodle- a person strides forward, wearing a shirt with a trans flag. They say "I LOVE being trans!". They have an expression of pure glee.

The person is stopped by someone else, who accusingly points while they say "You! Justify your happiness to me!"

The accosting person says "Debate me no-". They are cut off by the person in the trans shirt saying "No thank you!" as lasers shoot from their eyes, exploding the head of the other character in a cartoonish fashion.

The accosting person stands, alive but expressionless as their headless torso smolders. The person in the trans shirt walks away, a stupidly happy grin still present.

Happy 3-year anniversary to Don't Play Defense #Art #Pride

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