Not robert

a person in a white shirt and blue striped boxers holds a black and tan dachshund under the armpit with one arm and under the chin with the other. the dog has a massive mouthful of cooked spaghetti chomped in his mouth, with noodles sticking out in all directions, and a single long strand dangling down the length of his skinny body. we know the position isn’t ideal, but the dog was recently fished out of the garbage where he found this treasure, so it’s a temporary solution. the dog’s eyes are wide: likely a combination of joy at the feast, surprise as the swift removal, and shock at having been caught.

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

Look at it

Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today

Can you bring poppers on an airplane?

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the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed

a white plate topped with a white dessert in the shape of a rabbit covered in red sauce . ALT: a white plate topped with a white dessert in the shape of a rabbit covered in red sauce .

This but you

I’m so close to a work/career crash out

Sorry for the terrible punctuation, speech to text is wretched

I’m getting major final destination vibes about me not being meant to smoke on this trip until I get home. But I want a joint so bad right now.

So after the conversation day, I walked to the gas station to get a lighter. I smoke on my balcony, and when I finished and went to get up and go back inside, the lighter fell off my lap under the gap on the railing of the balcony

Story time: I’m in Orlando for a conference, and this time I took the train so I didn’t have to drive. I guess somewhere checking into the train, I lost my lighter. And then somewhere after checking into my hotel, I lost my vape.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

But imma have an edible or 2 b4 the gym

This is a lie, I’m gonna go to the gym first

As soon as I give this presentation I’m rewarding myself with a trip to the dispensary and Sunday funday

I am in a foul mood today

I really need to do ecstasy on a dark club full of sweaty half naked men soon

Hello everyone, I did almost an entire swim workout on my own. Please clap

Since we can’t have them in Florida anymore

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I only have Facebook for work purposes, but someone just poked me

You shouldn’t feel any shame, you deserve all 11 and then some

Problem solved

What fucking country can I move to where I can go and contribute to their positive ways of life?

Alien Earth is fucking me so good