Stanley Tunechi

My youngest: I be reporting everything. You not about to upset me on my phone.

Ikdr!

I was never late to remind folks on the bird that lobster used to be prison food when they got indignant about folks on SNAP being able to buy it.

Oxtail becoming a luxury dish happened in my lifetime and I still want to know whose ass I need to beat for that.

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

1910 Women could wear pants 1920 White women could vote 1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of) 1965 Black women could vote 19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce 1972 Women could get birth control, without a man 1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally 1974 Women could buy a home, without a man 1988 Women could own their own business, without Nomesticial protection agains 2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion

Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Don’t forget the occasional Walked Wrong Disorder, where you’re happily walking along and everything is fine, then you feel as if you spontaneously broke a bone in your foot. Aging is not for cowards!

That cash that Krist Noem was just carrying around that got “stolen”, was that ever recovered?

Love the tik toks of people watching GoT for the first time and getting goose bumps.

Arya killing the Night King is a really cool scene without a dude bro in your ear saying “women posed to be in the kitchen”

😞 I’m slow rolling my hip hoping it’ll help.

I’m giving my life to Christ (no more soda, more stretching, movement) today!

I think I read a comment about people’s back hurting in their 40’s and kept scrolling. My back must’ve felt slighted 😞

Yesterday was the first time in my life that I’ve experienced low back pain and it has not gone away.

Is this the end???

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

“I don’t do politics” starter kit:

Just played this today and it’s still as much fun as it was then

Well I’ll be damned. The Wii just turned on for the 1time in 15 years

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

I told my friend that his website had a full schedule of visits. I didn’t see that from the opponent.

Sharp Objects on HBOMax and Hulu

Everyone should follow Gina. She's pretty great.

The laziest.

AND it’s raining, it’s perfect.

johnnysph johnnysph Turn up the heat with our Sweep the Swamp pizza! It's packed with crawtish, shrimp, crab, andouille sausage, bell peppers, onions, jalapenos, cajun spices and mozzarella cheese. It's here for a limited time so grab it now!

I found it, it’s sweep the swamp lol now I gotta try it

Ah! I called it the wrong name. ❤️

these were called 'record stores'

Lucifer has a point