Stanley Tunechi

So why my AirPods connected to my laptop and

DONT STOP POP THAT PUSSY BITCH

blared from my phone. 😵‍💫

Luckily people are minding their business for once

What I’ve learned is that bedtime procrastination isn’t about not being tired. It’s about clinging to the only hours that still feel like they belong to you.

I have a strong nail bed. Polish or bare is what it’s gonna be.

I gave up acrylics at the beginning of the new year. All the women that have chimed in are right about everything. It’s too much to keep up maintenance for something that’s not a necessity.

while on the subject of mayonnaise

miracle whip is not mayonnaise.

mayonnaise is amazing, and i think people dislike it because they had low quality mayonnaise or warm.

pork is amazing when someone isn't telling you how bad it is for you.

“They not gon like this”. You sure? Have you seen our current state of affairs. Just tell your jokes and gon on.

“It’s going to offend Gen Z”. No it’s not. The youth yearn for comedy. My kids (20+ yr olds) be right there with me watching silly stuff. Please get over yourselves and make the things people want to see.

I wish Marlon hadn’t said that corny shit about Scary Movie 6 will “cancel cancel culture”. You don’t need to do all that.

Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3 are classics in this household. Let the work speak for itself.

Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

“No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

“You’ve played Division I soccer”

wtf was Alex eating before going to the altar #LoveIsBlind

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Now Brittany… you can’t want to married that bad #LoveIsBlind

I hung out with 2 Live Crew in VIP and they were complete gentlemen

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Much like “Crash” and “Green Book,” ain’t nobody gonna give a second thought or viewing to “One Battle After Another” after Oscar night.

But much like “The Color Purple,” “What’s Love Got To Do With It,” and “Black Panther,” folks are gonna remember, recite, & revel in “Sinners” for decades.

congratulations... you're gonna hate it

People are walking around here doing shit for superficial reasons and they believe other people are being superficial too but they get dumbfounded when they meet someone living in their authenticity.

I hate everything because this is likely the case. The way I will put my phone down and forget about an app being open.

I’m gonna say this and close this app:

Not naan person I know who paid for their kids to play club ball (basketball, soccer or otherwise) did not go pro. None of em.

You just wasted your money. Put these kids back on the school teams.

There is this biracial with green eyes whose content is only that and it keeps popping up on FB.

Either that algo is dogshit or she pays for placement because I ain’t never clicked on anything related to her.

Today, the White Coalition Monitoring Negro Thought will be invading Black folks’ mentions with big feelings about your posts on Jasmine Crockett and James Talarico. You can block them, fyi.

idk when it started but folks began telling other folks if they voted for someone who had no chance to win, they were throwing away their vote.

Voter suppression is so racially motivated almost every single time it happens and it’s becoming more prevalent as years go by. Disturbing tbh

The fault for this lies with Ken Paxton and the Dallas Republican Party and no one else

And tbh, I’m beginning to think the misdirection at the locations was not intentional esp if the information they had was equally incorrect.