@kwoade.bsky.social
Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)
Fond of dog walker.
16.10.2025 09:25 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Caption shamelessly borrowed from this!
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Yellow lab, chocolate lab, meth lab 🖤
15.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0TIMBERRRRRRRRR
15.10.2025 07:07 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2
Her spiderlings will eat well tonight
12.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Joy of Socks
12.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mika does the very best little screams 💛
(She is an absolute wimp. No dogs were harmed in the making of this scream.)
what dog
11.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
11.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0FAIRLY sure she isn’t ten actually so.
09.10.2025 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not that you can have it obvs.
08.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh she really really wants you to want it.
08.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
She’s about four degrees off barking at her own arse 💛
08.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Team lookout.
Need to work on my guard bark apparently.
The absolute injustice of twoballs tink.
08.10.2025 07:18 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Would anyone like a turn on manky seagull.
08.10.2025 07:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, completely! Felix and Lydia 😂
06.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmm, in some areas?
06.10.2025 07:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whilst tink appears supremely loyal, the small man is *in fact* the most effective acoustic barrier in the front room.
06.10.2025 07:14 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dog squad.
Heard toast.
Whilst dogs’ frilled lips are a superb adaptation to eating bones (apparently), things they cannot do include:
1. Blowing
2. Blowing raspberries
3. Whistling
4. Imitating fart noises for mutual entertainment
5. Eating toast crumbs off of elevated flat surfaces sideways.
Nancy always doubles back to say thank you for her treats
05.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 206 🔁 10 💬 16 📌 1Felix part swaddled her then Lydia finished the job (when it was apparent he had left some outdangling upper portions). Unusually, I am almost entirely uncomplicit in this!
05.10.2025 08:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey siri show me the happiest dog in the known universe
05.10.2025 08:07 — 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
0️⃣ days since last bike fatality
05.10.2025 08:06 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Anyone want some socks.
05.10.2025 08:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Has been fed.
Within the last 90 seconds if we’re looking for details.
Your occasional reminder that Labradors are DOUBLE COATED, WATERPROOFED AND INSULATED and SELECTIVELY BRED from St John’s Water Dogs to RETRIEVE FISHING NETS from the SEMI-ARCTIC WATERS of Newfoundland & Labrador for fucksakes.
04.10.2025 07:50 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
SUPERBISCUIT!!! 🦸♂️🦸♂️🦸♂️
21.09.2025 16:07 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
