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Geoff

@kwoade.bsky.social

Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)

605 Followers  |  358 Following  |  1,113 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024
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😂😂😂 cheers! That one’s been stolen a fair bit, tbf I don’t mind so long as they leave the @ in!

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WAG

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Little queen 🖤

11.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request.

Does anyone here know a good exorcist.

04.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The punchlines write themselves!

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Oh are they? They come onto my feed every now and then 😂 All good here thanks, happy nearly Christmas!

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Ergonomic crochet platform

16.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”

14.12.2025 10:56 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦‍♀️)

14.12.2025 10:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.

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Morning luna! Doing alright thanks bit brisk here tho! Hope you’re well!

19.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.

19.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Surplus roasties!

18.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Clean up on aisle 6

18.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!

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Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles

17.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Warfare interruptus

17.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to.

The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.

17.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Zm

15.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Pastry blagger’s eyes

15.11.2025 09:45 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛

15.11.2025 09:12 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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giving u a HARD STARE

13.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you

13.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.

11.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠

11.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😁😂😂😂 everyone’s birthday tbf luna, biscuit’s a few days back and tink’s in ten days. I’ll pass that on! Hope you’re well!

10.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rain but only for a further 23 seconds

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Two tbf

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We had one of those earlier.

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