Was probably daydreaming if he'll end up in the same position as McSkimming...
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Was probably daydreaming if he'll end up in the same position as McSkimming...
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NZ Police - Yeah, were just gonna double down real quick.
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A cat lying on a table with a blank stare and the caption "I can haz existential crisis?"
The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,
is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.
Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine MΔori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.
12.11.2025 05:51 β π 108 π 30 π¬ 1 π 0Can we wrap Willis in red tape and throw her off her nonexistent ferry?
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Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
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For the avoidance of doubt, the actual phrase is:
"One bad apple
RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"
Thank you for your attention.
Because it is. Ask any MΔori.
12.11.2025 02:35 β π 137 π 33 π¬ 5 π 4Be an awful, awful shame if people were to start throwing rotton apples at cop cars.
They're just "a few bad apples" after all π€·πΌββοΈ
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"A few bad apples"
Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?
"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"
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Oh wow, the police involved in a cover-up regarding their own behaviour.
Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!
Anyone wanna help fund another billboard?
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We live in a country v much divided by those who have experienced police inaction, or worse - and those who haven't. I saw it constantly when talking about getting death threats or stalked - "I hope someone called the cops!". Why? Why would you assume they were going to do anything helpful?
11.11.2025 21:47 β π 41 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah nah, I'd argue there have only been two socialist Labour leaders.
Now, if Hipkins was a bit more Savage...
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"Labelled"
What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?
Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?
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NZP - "Ah don't worry boss, we've got this new law we can throw at her. We haven't used it yet."
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Um, is it REALLY just bad leadership if those leaders have worked their way up the ranks to their positions?
It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...
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We could do that for the whole current govt. We'd have the hole in the economy they've created filled in no time.
11.11.2025 20:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So who confiscates the police patches?
They want to act like a gang, they should be treated like one.
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When art imitates life⦠#nzpol #OneTermGovernment
11.11.2025 19:46 β π 26 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0Ah piss off. Don't act like the same thing that happened two decades ago isn't going to repeat.
There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.
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Well this isβ¦not good π #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
11.11.2025 05:01 β π 48 π 22 π¬ 2 π 2The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists.
AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!
Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.
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So, where is all this wealth?
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Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion.
You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.
"We are profiting. Therefore, the whole economy must be doing great. What is everyone bitching about?"
I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.
The rich are looking rather tasty...
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So proud of our little brigade, regardless of season, weather or terrain, they are always in the thick of it for our communities...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...
#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro
Any opinion you have of Ol' Winnie, he's been elected for a majority of that 50 years.
Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...
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