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Cartoon. Title: β€œLingo” Minister Paul Goldsmith on the phone with the chair of the TVNZ board. He looks a bit annoyed, and is saying, β€œyou might very well think that [I am annoyed] but I couldn’t possibly comment [that you should fix it]

Cartoon. Title: β€œLingo” Minister Paul Goldsmith on the phone with the chair of the TVNZ board. He looks a bit annoyed, and is saying, β€œyou might very well think that [I am annoyed] but I couldn’t possibly comment [that you should fix it]

Broadcasting Minister Paul Goldsmith and the TVNZ board chair.
My Stuff #cartoon #NZpol #Broadcasting

07.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Luxon at home rn

07.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Herbs frontman and Pacific reggae pioneer Dilworth Karaka dies Karaka was the only constant member of Herbs across four decades, helping define Aotearoa’s Pacific reggae sound and its tradition of musical activism.

RIP #DilworthKaraka, front man for #Herbs. https://www.1news.co.nz/2026/03/08/herbs-frontman-and-pacific-reggae-pioneer-dilworth-karaka-dies/

07.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me, but wouldn't less people need therapy if their parents talked to them about the realities of the world around them?

08.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone’s labor

07.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

National wouldn't do this. Far too radical. That would scare away their core base that's afraid of change.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know about you, but if they haven't rolled Luxon yet, they never thought they'd get elected back in the first place.

Make a mess, blame Labour.
Leave a mess, blame Labour.

If you're busy blaming others for what they did, what else have you done?

#nzpol

07.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luxon putting gas in his Tesla.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only this country had more medical doctors and less spin doctors.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swear some people are quick to call the Greens radical because acknowledging humans are part of nature and don't have to be greedy goes completely against their idea we're separate from everything else on this little blue pebble floating around in space.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a shame you can't hang a gif.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just annoyed that I feel like all the knowledge and the technology we have means we could all be having a really nice time and scientists could be doing science and everyone could have enough food and shelter and everything they need but instead *gestures at everything*

06.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10977    πŸ” 2027    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 188
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I mean, it’s not rocket science… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

07.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"Feeling based on fact"

07.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*beep* *beep* *beep*

Look. What I'm saying to you is that unplugging the life support for 5 minutes to charge my phone shouldn't be an issue.

#nzpol

07.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else think our media is turning on Luxon and the gang cause their attempts at convincing us that they're not out for themselves has been a waste of time?

#nzpol

06.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not the fact he has his leg up for me, it's the absolute lack of confidence in his pose.

Who puts their feet up, and then sits up?

Guy can't even look cocky without looking like a dickhead.

#nzpol

06.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"it's a lie that possums eat bird eggs"

here are 5 videos of possums eating bird eggs

"that's no reason to kill them"

it's a very good reason to kill them

"well what gives you the right"

actively trying to keep vulnerable native birds alive

"maybe I'll decide to kill YOU"

I mean, you can try

06.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"I would reassure you - if there was a problem, I would be doing something about it."

Well. There ya go folks. Luxon doesn't think there's any problems in the country. Have you heard his latest Spotify playlist?

#nzpol

06.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In today’s Weekend Herald

06.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A badly written note that says "do u like me" and has "yes" or "yes" boxes to tick

A badly written note that says "do u like me" and has "yes" or "yes" boxes to tick

Luxon's internal polls

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

06.03.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There's only two absolutes in life. Doubt, and that there are no absolutes.

I'm sure I got that right...

06.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from south park says " why don t you just quit " ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " why don t you just quit "

#nzpol

06.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SuperBlues meeting in Auckland with Simeon Brown and Chris Luxon, with the audience being majority Pākehā.

A SuperBlues meeting in Auckland with Simeon Brown and Chris Luxon, with the audience being majority Pākehā.

Did ya hear we're a multi-cultural country?

#nzpol

06.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from a stuff article that reads: This is the worst poll results for National since the party was in turmoil in 2020. Back then, Simon Bridges lost the leadership when he pulled at 29%.
"Labour more trusted on everything except the economy and spending"

Screenshot from a stuff article that reads: This is the worst poll results for National since the party was in turmoil in 2020. Back then, Simon Bridges lost the leadership when he pulled at 29%. "Labour more trusted on everything except the economy and spending"

I mean, great that people can see Luxon is useless, finally. But how can people trust Labour for everything else except how to pay for it?

Cognitive dissonance isn't contagious, right? What warnings on smokes? Nah, I vape now, it's healthier.........

#nzpol

06.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me, or could the world do with a bit more weaponised curiosity?

06.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't think the supermarkets needed another way to charge us more.

We gonna see supermarket owners get into politics once they've run outta ways to sponge more at the checkouts?

06.03.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for a massive jump to the left and to step on the right.

#nzpol

05.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Typical right-wing garbage.

Making gas leak after gas leak and giving the media the spark to light it.

And then they turn the comment section off because apparently the smell of gas is 'missinformation', and not the gas leak.

#nzpol

05.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0