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Was probably daydreaming if he'll end up in the same position as McSkimming...

#znpol

13.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police stand by decision to continue to prosecute woman at centre of McSkimming scandal Police apologise to Ms Z but continue with prosecution against her

NZ Police - Yeah, were just gonna double down real quick.

#nzpol

13.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat lying on a table with a blank stare and the caption "I can haz existential crisis?"

A cat lying on a table with a blank stare and the caption "I can haz existential crisis?"

The difference in time between now and the "I can has cheezeburger" meme,

is the same between the "I can has cheezeburger" meme and the Berlin Wall falling.

12.11.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.

12.11.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we wrap Willis in red tape and throw her off her nonexistent ferry?

#nzpol

12.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol

12.11.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

For the avoidance of doubt, the actual phrase is:

"One bad apple

RUINS THE WHOLE BUNCH"

Thank you for your attention.

12.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Because it is. Ask any Māori.

12.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Be an awful, awful shame if people were to start throwing rotton apples at cop cars.

They're just "a few bad apples" after all πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

#nzpol

12.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"A few bad apples"

Yeah, if you've got a rotten apple and throw it into your pie, guess what happens to the pie?

"Oh, what are you complaining about? There's only a few drops of poison. You won't die. What's a little poison? I had some and I'm perfectly fi-"

#nzpol

11.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow, the police involved in a cover-up regarding their own behaviour.

Not the same people who falsified alcohol breath testing?!

11.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone wanna help fund another billboard?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in a country v much divided by those who have experienced police inaction, or worse - and those who haven't. I saw it constantly when talking about getting death threats or stalked - "I hope someone called the cops!". Why? Why would you assume they were going to do anything helpful?

11.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah nah, I'd argue there have only been two socialist Labour leaders.

Now, if Hipkins was a bit more Savage...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"Labelled"

What!? By who? People who don't know a socialist from a free lunch?

Funny, I don't mind being labelled as stupid by stupid people. How would they know what stupid looks like? They look in the mirror every day and don't see it, how would they see it when they saw me?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NZP - "Ah don't worry boss, we've got this new law we can throw at her. We haven't used it yet."

#nzpol

11.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, is it REALLY just bad leadership if those leaders have worked their way up the ranks to their positions?

It's not like we're talking about an inexperienced, former CEO being thrown into the job because of winning a competition...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We could do that for the whole current govt. We'd have the hole in the economy they've created filled in no time.

11.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So who confiscates the police patches?

They want to act like a gang, they should be treated like one.

#nzpol

11.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When art imitates life… #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

11.11.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah piss off. Don't act like the same thing that happened two decades ago isn't going to repeat.

There are better ways to create "saver communities together" without having to rely on an arrogant, entitled boys club.

#nzpol

11.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well this is…not good πŸ‘€ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

11.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.

The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists.

AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!

Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.

#nzpol #acab

11.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, where is all this wealth?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion.

You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.

11.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We are profiting. Therefore, the whole economy must be doing great. What is everyone bitching about?"

I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.

The rich are looking rather tasty...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Heartbreaking': National Park firefighters share toll of massive blaze Four National Park firefighters were the first to face the fire that soon consumed 2800ha.

So proud of our little brigade, regardless of season, weather or terrain, they are always in the thick of it for our communities...

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...

#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro

10.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any opinion you have of Ol' Winnie, he's been elected for a majority of that 50 years.

Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former top cop Andrew Coster criticised in IPCA report on McSkimming case RNZ understands the final IPCA report was critical of former Commissioner Andrew Coster in terms of his action and inaction in response to allegations about McSkimming.

Yeah nah, say "ACAB" without saying "ACAB", right?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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