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Read on for mid-level shit posts and mediocre sarcasm. Bacon wrapped in an enigma. πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ Based in Kirikiriroa Aotearoa πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ πŸ‰πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€

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If Iran had bombed an American school while killing Trump because Americans didn't like him and then tried to install their own regime to gain natural resources, would Luxon be in a position to give judgement at that point?

Wonder what position Luxon thinks PM is. Pre-Missionary?

#nzpol

02.03.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think bluesky would be roughly 300% better if people here were capable of reading β€œthis is an assessment of the empirical reality of a situation” without assuming it comes with an implicit β€œand therefore I endorse the reality of that situation”

01.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4671    πŸ” 627    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 81

How many letters between "one" and "ten"?

27.02.2026 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 652: The Du Pont Foxcatcher Murder Part I - The Merchants of Death

Who knew one French dude fucked the world up so much.

27.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be an awful shame if something were to happen to that building. Awful, awful shame.

27.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they're taking notes at least...

#nzpol

27.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pifft. Give me $5 and I'll show you some depravity for money.

27.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something, Three Waters, something something.

Why can I feel some white dickhead blaming Māori for us NOT having Three Waters?

Then again, I could just be sick from drinking the water...

#nzpol

27.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I know anyone?

27.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Aww. The axe wants to be friends! I'll give ya a big hug Mr Axe!" Said the tree.

27.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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darth vader is making a heart shape with his hands in a star wars costume . ALT: darth vader is making a heart shape with his hands in a star wars costume .

"This guy? Evil? Nah, look at him. He's making that heart thing with his hands. See, charisma! The right aren't scared! We're not scared damn it!!"

Or something like that, I don't know, I only know a little stupidity.

27.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the actual bloody hell?

"Give me $5 to use Grok to make some woman naked"

I can't decide if it's just a report and block, or bombarding the account with pictures of old white men for him to "edit".

27.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's too dangerous. Their bullshit would spin the turbine too fast and it'd break.

Better to just put them on a treadmill and hang a mirror behind them. Just two of them avoiding looking at themselves or their actions could power Auckland for at least a few months.

27.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

But that target is on the post, not on his back.

Be an awful shame if a politician was to be hit by a speeding driver instead of children. Something might be done about the problem then.

#nzpol

27.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luxon, hiding in his smokescreens again.

#nzpol

27.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This post has made me so angry right now

26.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But at least victims of violent crimes have gone down, right? Right?

Honestly, only difference between the gangs and the coalition at this point is that their patches look different.

#nzpol

26.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Benefit sanctions have not worked - because there are not enough jobs for beneficiaries to move into"

No shit. We were saying that when the assholes implemented their cruel bullshit.

#nzpol

26.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I swear some people just look for things to get angry about.

26.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?...

26.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14495    πŸ” 3975    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 144
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a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children

Which is weird, cause it's the in-group that are usually the ones pulling the ol'

26.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does this article say?

26.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This damn fish is coming up in my timeline more than children being run over.

Priorities.

26.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And lose the thing on this platform that makes me feel better about my own stupidity?

26.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you're saying he's the middle man for the cartel?

#nzpol

26.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Student road patroller hit at crossing becomes 5th child run over on school run this month The latest child casualty was on morning duty when they were struck by a car.

Is it just me that thinks if the cars were going through store fronts instead of children there'd be something from this govt about it?

But since it's people's lives and not businesses livelihood they're quiet.

Since their policies create the situation, they're quiet.

Deafeningly quiet.

#nzpol

26.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
26.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a toss between it always being this dumb and mean and we're just noticing it through the screens attached to our hands, or the screens attached to our hands are making us meaner and dumber.

Either way, you've made me feel dumb asking a simple question, now I'm gonna be mean.

26.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The IT department is like the Govt.

You only worry about them when they're NOT doing their job.

Meanwhile, the govt we can't help worry about is making us worry about things we wouldn't need to worry about if they were not worried about their wallets and worried about us instead.

#nzpol

26.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0