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Well this is…not good πŸ‘€ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment

11.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.

The anonymous allegations were sent to politicians, senior police officers, government officials and journalists.

AND THEY ALL DID NOTHING!!! Wait, no sorry, and they ARRESTED THE DAMN VICTIM!!

Fuck this corrupt govt. Burn the damn thing to the ground.

#nzpol #acab

11.11.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, where is all this wealth?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Heard that "Anything worth doing is hard" quote again today and I'm not your dad but that is some toxic bullshit in my opinion.

You know what's worth doing?
Stopping for a second. Treating yourself like you'd treat a friend.
Eating a slice of cake while watching a movie.

11.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We are profiting. Therefore, the whole economy must be doing great. What is everyone bitching about?"

I'm adamant there is more than one economy now. NZMSM and this govt only care about the economy that they take part in. Everyone else can get stuffed.

The rich are looking rather tasty...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Heartbreaking': National Park firefighters share toll of massive blaze Four National Park firefighters were the first to face the fire that soon consumed 2800ha.

So proud of our little brigade, regardless of season, weather or terrain, they are always in the thick of it for our communities...

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/tongariro...

#RuapehuNZ #CruisingSH4 #Tongariro

10.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any opinion you have of Ol' Winnie, he's been elected for a majority of that 50 years.

Meanwhile, Luxon isn't going to last more than one term...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former top cop Andrew Coster criticised in IPCA report on McSkimming case RNZ understands the final IPCA report was critical of former Commissioner Andrew Coster in terms of his action and inaction in response to allegations about McSkimming.

Yeah nah, say "ACAB" without saying "ACAB", right?

#nzpol

11.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who did this? Coz we should definitely be friends 🀣 #OneTermGovernment #nzpol

11.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

"What I'm saying is that we need to have a serious conversa"

I'll cut you off there Luxon. You've yet to have a serious conversation, you know, one that actually involves LISTENING TO THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION, since before you got handed the MP seat in Botany.

#nzpol

11.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luxon should step in over worsening Cook Islands spat, expert says A geopolitical analyst says the prime minister should fix the diplomatic stand-off, as the foreign minister is making things worse.

What's this? Luxon being told again that he should do his job?

Quick, someone head to Te Puke and go tell him to his face.

#nzpol

11.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cop "are you high?"

Me "am I what?"

Cop "high"

Me "hello"

- Police officers new testing method for cannabis impairment.

11.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, you just held the gun to your foot and pulled the trigger, huh?

"Oh. We don't mind throwing a potential coalition partner under the bus. We'll be fine next year without them."

Next year - "Oh no, we don't have enough numbers to form a govt..."

#nzpol

11.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so more road side tests they can fake to make up numbers?

As long as the test kits don't have internet access...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

$1000 for food and drink at an event to unveil a portrait? That's cheap!

Should we compare that to the costs associated with any event the central govt puts on to pat themselves on the back?

Oh, those aren't reported? Huh. Odd...

#nzpol

11.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says one eternity later on a wall ALT: a sign that says one eternity later on a wall
10.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Winston admitting to being part of this current government...

#nzpol

10.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the government hasn't fixed the economy? You mean...

10.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

98.7% of the discussion on the Regulatory Standards Bill was negative

We had a discussion

Gov is ignoring us and forcing it though anyhow

#nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

10.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This! All of this!!

"We should all be the same under the same law" they cry as if they're trying to maintain something and not start something.

Māori WEREN'T treated the same, under the same law, by that same institution, who had the idea to write out a treaty...

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

#nzpol

10.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of ironic that a former CEO of a state owned enterprise is suggesting to sell some.

He knows how much returns the state gets when they're a major shareholder. Even when he was CEO.

What kind of CEO doesn't understand "spending money to make money"!? That's what the stock market is!

#nzpol

10.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says But the prime minister has ruled out asset sales this term.

Hang on, isn't a business selling off assets usually a sign of bad management? Wasn't this idiot a CEO or something?

"Run the country like a business" - fires half the staff, makes unnecessary purchases, now needs to sell half of it to stay afloat.

So, not a "successful" business then?

#nzpol

10.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, right. The private prisons will need some form of labour to use their inmates for, otherwise a private company owning a prison full of slaves (sorry, prisoners) not working isn't very profitable.

09.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What an absolute masterpiece! I need one to hang in my toilet.

#nzpol

09.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Um, quick question. Where are all the bees?

09.11.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's still hyperbole to say the govt is burning the country down while a wildfire burns through Tongariro National Park, right?

Even when the firefighters working hard to put it out go on strike next week?

Even if Luxon continues to not mention anything about it?

#nzpol

09.11.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"saver communities, together"

Maybe put the bestiality down for 5 seconds...

#nzpol

09.11.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. Wonder if the climate has changed...

#nzpol

09.11.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, it says gullible in blue ink on this voting form...

#nzpol

09.11.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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