I am a professional scientist. I learnt at work most days.
Today I learnt 20% of people hate mayonnaise. www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-d... #science #TiL
@scaryboots.bsky.social
Artist formerly known as @schrodingerskit on the bird, then @mammalofmystery. #Drag #artist, comedian, #scientist, burner, non-binary, tired. These views are extremely not those of my employer.
I am a professional scientist. I learnt at work most days.
Today I learnt 20% of people hate mayonnaise. www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-d... #science #TiL
Halloween dress up at work today and my colleague came as a pH meter.
Yes we are big nerds, why do you ask.
#science
#halloweenScience
Like all sentient life, I am sustained by a loose assemblage of comforting delusions.
Chief among them is the quiet belief that, eventually, βThese Cuntsβ will just fuck off of their own accord.
However, you find me now, at 1:17am, having what can only be called a crises of faith.
Transcended to a new level of physicist last night when I couldn't sleep until I wrote down the answer to the equation which was bothering me
28.10.2025 08:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Physicists say 'by inspection' because saying 'by playing spot the difference' would make us sound silly.
28.10.2025 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0five days and a few hours to go and at this point I'm just gonna be shameless: if you can help signal-boost this thing, I'd be grateful. I've done very well through my own channels, but haven't had much luck breaking out beyond them.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
Well, that's an uninformed and uncaring take. But if you're bored, there's a really easy solution. There's a whole world out there. Go do something else.
24.10.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a graduate of Bristol - indeed, of the department she's speaking in, for some reason - and this is extremely disappointing to me. It makes me less inclined to engage with future Bristol initiatives.
Do better.
Hey @bristoluni.bsky.social , why are you hosting a talk by noted transphobe Alice Sullivan? She promoted UCL dropping Stonewall as an independent voice to help them with queer inclusion, and made UCL less trans friendly. You want more of that?
cheesegratermagazine.org/2024/01/19/t...
#trans
WHAT
21.10.2025 08:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'AWS outage' is modern desk worker 'snow day!!!'
20.10.2025 12:03 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The hellscape that is battle-ravaged Portland.
08.10.2025 23:09 β π 31 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0Labour + Streeting launching review into "over diagnosis" of mental health/neurodiverse conditions.
Simon Wessely been given vice chair position for it.
Excited for Cass 3.0 π« π« π«
This feels absolutely not ominous, particularly given recent US events
02.10.2025 17:13 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Great find!
02.10.2025 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please note I retained the correct dimensionality in my literature joke
02.10.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep wanting to define the Bingham number as the ratio of time spent courting in the country to time spent in the city being self-consciously fancy with posh friends.
#physics #physicsJoke
I loved Mr Blobby as a child, a fact I now cannot explain without positing a disconnect in the continuity of self.
30.09.2025 11:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first listed 'capability' in a 'researcher' is to have a significant relevant and declared bias.
**Melts down in scientist**
Another new feeling to add to the bank:
Me: 'This is humiliation. Segregation. Risks safety. For me, my friends, people you know and care about.'
Them: 'well. Some people don't think so, and some people think you're all harassers, and anyway it doesn't matter'.
.....
Today in 'being trans in 2025'.
28.08.2025 11:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When someone tell you they are worried about incoming trans segregation legislation, and asks you for support, do you:
A) say 'fuck, that is worrying' and help
B) say 'fuck, that is worrying but I can't help'
C) say 'there are strongly held views on all sides', call it a 'technicality' and not help
@tom-mcnally.bsky.social you have the best username
28.08.2025 11:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Oklahoma Schools Superintendent, a religious extremist, is in hot water after having porn on a screen during a meeting.
I know 'separation of church and state' was never gonna happen with this guy, but I guess I assumed we'd at least get 'separation of school meetings and Pornhub.'
Temps gonna hit 34Β°C in the UK. It's really hard for me and others in these temps. Maybe try and cut people some slack today, if you're not finding it hard?
Thanks.
Elon Musk: That was how I felt when asking Grok 4 questions about materials science that are not in any books or on the Internet Tim Sweeney: Grok 4 feels like Artificial General Intelligence to me. It is clearly not just constructing statistically likely connections, but is drawing fairly deep insights on problems it hasn't seen before, in ways I haven't seen elsewhere. Here's an example: grok.com/share/bG...
What do you think is more likely, that Muskβs Nazi robot has made new discoveries in materials science or that Musk canβt tell when heβs being told scientific-sounding gibberish?
10.07.2025 20:50 β π 4148 π 549 π¬ 199 π 168'i-can't-believe-it's-a-science-term' of the day: the Nose-Hoover thermostat
10.07.2025 13:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A white friendly beautiful husky with dark eyes and a pink nose lying on the ground and looking at the camera through a gate, soppily
#TIL dogs can see in UV. this is relevant because my hair is currently UV reactive green and dogs can't see green, or even particularly well.k
pictured: a cute dog I have befriended , possibly aided by my hair.
#TIL Tom Araya, the lead singer of thrash metal band slayer ( lots of satanic imagery and an album called 'god hates us all') is a practising Catholic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Araya
09.07.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βAbrego is the first person who has been freed and given his testimony about the conditions insideβ CECOT.
03.07.2025 13:06 β π 428 π 148 π¬ 11 π 5