Cosmo Clyde

Mrs. Met

leave society, be a monkey

She was fair and clear. What more do you want from a ref?

And if the playoffs continue to be set up with international breaks and bizarre tone switches, only the sickest of sickos will continue.

I've consumed MLS voraciously for most of its existence and now I'M not even sure how and when the games are played.

The 23 best / worst Bad Sex in Fiction award winners We goes through some of the best of the worst literary sex scenes ever written

If you've never seen, every year is a great year to read aloud in dramatic voice, but here's a sample www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back

Having just read this: hell yeah

I mean, they've already taken a big payoff to all but disappear from the national conversation via the Apple Paywall, why stop now

Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow

As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season

Which is why MLS will do it, of course.

a donkey next to a smiling dog wearing a headscarf shaped like donkey ears

finally found the difference between truth and beauty

"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.

Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.

I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.

For your next trick, repeal RTW

*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT

Yub Nub moment tbh

lol

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

penitant penitant

NO I DON'T WANT YOUR COKE (not today)
YES YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KETAMINE (yeaaaaaah)

When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later”

There will never be a maybe later

I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button

THE KING

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

Check this out

"You still owe me $180" is the lapsed DCU faithful's version of leftists yelling at Biden "you still owe me $600"

They told me it's coming Friday, we'll see

And it's a shame, because they actually did take recent events into account - they finally dropped prices after raising them, came up with flexible plans for just having X amount of games to use as wanted, some actual good ideas!

And I wish it mattered! Because Levien and Kaplan ain't get my money.

Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe.

Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.

They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.

That would be downwards from what they owe me right now, so.

Jason has heard the SELL THE TEAM chants, and instead made things worse.

This club means very little to anyone now. The old guard is leaving in droves. The new guard doesn't have the tradition to pull from. All you have left is bad players in shirts that used to mean something.

What do you say?

And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year.

At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.

DCU can't say this because it's not true.

NOW?

HIM??

HERE???

slowly building up your rescue party to save your main party's bodies, then THEY get bodied