Cosmo Clyde yerboypdk - Bluesky Statics

DCU loses! Very sad! Sell the team.

01.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He just welcomed a kid into the world, I'll allow it

01.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello jesus. i want to play a game.

01.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This time five years ago I was wondering what I’d do with my life and where I’d be doing it. I didn’t expect to be separated, or living in a new part of the same region. Didn’t expect to be a union leader.

Just staying unattached to outcomes and seeing what’s on offer.

Fuck speeches. Do work.

25.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s amusing in that people occasionally ask me how I do my job while maintaining sobriety.

The answer “one day at a time” seems reductive, but it’s also true.

You don’t remember last year’s speech, right? You won’t remember last night’s speech by Friday.

There’s more to talk about.

25.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

25.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 2060 🔁 412 💬 16 📌 17

Nobody should watch the State of the Union, but because you do, I make money, so.

25.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We have bingo cards

25.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

24.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 4407 🔁 1084 💬 6 📌 1

BREAKING NEWS: inflatable frogs on Capitol Hill

24.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It was the not-fucking-around ginger ale too, Blenheim Spicy, loved it so much I went on a road trip to find another six pack in a country store in Meadows of Dan, VA

24.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Year's Day 2011 I woke up with a hangover in a cockroach infested shoebox of an apartment, the radio had Captain Fly yelling NEW YEAR, NEW YOU! and I went out to take out the trash and found a six pack of ginger ale and a pair of jeans

I drank one ginger ale per day and kept the jeans on day 7

24.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do not wish to get that particular update through any tech. I want to get it from a crowd suddenly pouring into the street to rejoice.

23.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 379 🔁 34 💬 21 📌 10

Bombogenesis Evangelion

23.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

HOCKEY IS BANANA

22.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DCU beat Philly! Awesome! Sell the team.

22.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Fascism is here and yet we insist on continuing to make things. Keep creating. It's so important. Do not let the fascists colonize your imagination or curtail your creativity.

21.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 3299 🔁 1067 💬 22 📌 0

So me and the Kiddo are hanging out and she declares “I SUPPORT WOMEN’S RIGHTS AND WOMEN’S WRONGS” when I read the headline aloud, then I read the entire article in my old radio voice and she hit an Ope Never Mind ejector button and now she lives on the moon

21.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I have to know why Sean Johnson looks like he’s already dead and looking down on us from Heaven

I have to know why Pirani is looking like Jim From The Office

I HAVE TO KNOW WHY THE CAPITOL AND WASHINGTON MONUMENT ARE POSITIONED WRONG GEOGRAPHICALLY

HAPPY UNITED DAY YOU ABSOLUTE WEIRDOOOOOOOOOS

21.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

If ESPN doesn't have the rights, ESPN doesn't cover the league. It was the same way when they didn't have hockey.

21.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well, there's no shortage of that in the archives.

They can continue to market my ghost. Erin will take that vibe and run with it. She's a better drummer than me, to be honest. Better technique. Maybe not as intense, but you know. Pride.

21.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really now.

I'm guessing it's from one of our marches / coloridos?

21.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot explain how much psychic damage I've taken from this

21.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THERES HOCKEY ON, DICKHEAD

20.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0