General Alister Azimuth

Now roll over and get ready

@grindrailgroove.bsky.social No good deed goes unpunished boy

Good work Clank! I know, how about we use the clock to make qwark embarrass himself over and over… ᴬⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᴸᵒᵐᵇᵃˣᵉˢ…

The cold icy hand of a robot can’t ever replace the primal heat of a body though, can it? I thought you of all people would understand…

That’s where you learned those moves, huh boy? I thought your grip seemed a little robotic

BOY!!!! I COULD NEVER BE YOUR FATHER! YOUR FATHER WAS THE, YOUR FATHER WAS…YOUR FATHER AND I…YOUR FATHER…LIESSSSSS!!!

Vox learned that lesson well. The devastation on Ghost Station was my doing. You would be wise to take heed of my power Ratchet.

Gleeman Vox once tried to recruit me for Dreadzone. I am not some rent boy to be bandied about for entertainment.

Well, I could use some cannon fodder if the Zoni try to get in my way. Do you have a brainwave scrambler handy to deal with that stupid little robot Clank?

AHHHHHHHHHH LIEESSSSS YOU SAID THE CLOCK WAS NOT A TIME MACHINE!!!! LIES LIES LIES

THEN YOU WILL DIE ALONG WITH THEM. LETS SEE IF YOU LAST AS LONG AS RATCHET DID. I SEE NO ROBOT TO SAVE YOU

@rivetheretostayfr.bsky.social Unless you want to turn back time with the clock, in which case…welcome home….daughter…

Get lost kid, I’m gay. I’d never produce a child. You must be Mags runt.

I WONDER WHICH ONE I WILL DO
FIRST

Do you see the way Ratchet is standing? It’s a reaction to extreme sexual arousal. We are part-feline, us Lombaxes, and so we have a heightened state of sensation. To the casual onlooker, or defective robot, this may look like fear. I must stress that Ratchet and I are engaged here in something that goes far beyond the physical. I represent so much to him, a primal link between his Lombaxian heritage and the tantalising possibly of futures unknown. It would be hard for anyone to resist, but I can feel it. Even now, as the forces of our enemies work against, the energy between us is electric. The kinship we feel is alive, a hungering lust that is set to consume us unless we feed it first. My time of Torran IV…it shames me to admit, it has been long since I felt the caress of another. Ratchet, I can feel his virility, and his greenness. Intimacy with the feminine body is not unknown to him, but he hasn’t before enjoyed the power and physicality of an elder man’s touch, and I’m ready and, well, desperate to turn this page with him. Even now, he came all this way to Vorselon’s flagship to save me, when the Clock was so close to his grasp. I know it can’t have been just out of duty. Perhaps..before this is all over, we’ll have the night to spend together. We stand together now in the very heart of darkness an I scold him for something I once had, true hope. He hopes to be with me, for me to fill a void in his soul, and I hope to fill so much more. Gods, I haven’t felt this tension in so long, I - I don’t even know what to do with myself. I need to clear my mind before we can make for the clock. As I write this diary entry, I realise, it has to be tonight. I’ll go to him and steal him away from that stupid bucket of bolts, I’ll knock it out if I have to - it’ll be easy to do with Ratchet distracted by his desire. We’ll lay out under the stars, we’ll think about what our future will be, and we’ll be together. I’ll take him, then he can take me. - AA.

Alister Azimuth new goal with Clock:

1. MAKE CLANK A WARBOT NOT A SENTRY BOT
2. KILL CLANK
3. Save Lombaxes

LIEEEEESSSSSS I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!

General Azimuth’s List of Goals once we have the Clock:

1. Save the Lombaxes.
2. Merc Percival Tachyon
3. Ensure that DEFECTIVE WARBOT is never born
4. Save Ratchet
5. Groovy lube grand opening with Mags and Kaden, and Kaden’s Wife.
6. Become 5 Bolt Magistrate
7. Gambling

LIIIIEEEEEESSSSS THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF TRICK

I. WILL. TAKE. YOU. APART. PIECE. BY. PIECE.

If need be, I can assume my giant Azimuth form

@bytesizedbot.bsky.social YOU DARE TRY AND TAKE RATCHET AWAY FROM ME

@bytesizedbot.bsky.social IF I HAVE TO FIND EVERY LAST ZONI AND MAKE THEM TALK I WILL

@bytesizedbot.bsky.social WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE CLOCK?

And Kaden was Long too, Ratchet! Aha, got you again. Still, we must save the lombaxes, this is no time for joking around.

Kaden was also insufferably long, if you catch my meaning @grindrailgroove.bsky.social.

Hah, forgive an old man his wry humour. The days on Torran IV are long.

LIEEEESSSSS

I deserved to be a hall of fame character. I was never understood in my time, but with the clock, all can be as it should be