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Handed that one to them

Feels good knowing how nervous Yankees fans are right now.

These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.

The Jays are costing themselves tonight. This isn't even the Yankees being good (though Judge is obviously great), they're just screwing up

jays defense has regressed a little

maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

AT A GAME ON THE ROAD

Addison Barger you goofed it

That look from Schneider when Barger asked him if he had it is all of us right now
Yes Addison. He had it

Jays doing some Leafs stuff

Jays doing some Leafs stuff

Reminder these Yankees tied for the best record in the AL.

They led MLB in Runs (by 24), HRs (by 30), wRC+ (by 6).

They were 33.8 Runs Above Replacement ahead of every other MLB team offensively.

Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Jays pinch hitting while up 5 in the 3rd inning is the most killer instinct move a Toronto team has shown since Darcy Tucker tried to fight the entirety of Ottawa's bench.

SUPERMAN IS IN THE BUILDING

I cannot believe they sent Vladdy here but he made it, the leap into the slide is 🤌🏼

As a Leafs fan I’m so confused by this.

As a Leafs fan who has never learned one lesson, this is the time where we start chanting "We Want Seattle"

The neighbours are again jacked up before I see Santander destroy da Jankee dreams. Love da Blue Jays

Are the Yankees, like, OK?

honestly it's insane that we still let people bring up the bible as a source in debates. okay well I don't believe in that and this is the real world

At least the Leafs are starting up soon, we can rely on them….

What an embarrassing moment for us. Utterly shameful.

golden brown egg rolls on a rack

egg rolls and a salad on a white plate

tiny bite of egg roll in the foreground and a tricolor blue-eyed Australian shepherd staring at it

same dog and same egg roll now dangerously close to each other

made chicken parm egg rolls for humans and a tiny one for dog

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Texas proudly invading Illinois.

It’s hard to describe the level of potential constitutional crisis here.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a new mRNA vaccine that has been shown to suppress abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina, offering hope to MILLIONS of patients with age-related vision loss. The vaccine triggered strong antibody responses that REDUCED retinal damage by UP TO 85%.

My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.

it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin