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HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines

Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

If Americans are terrified of Donald Trump, doesn't that make him a terrorist?

Meanwhile in the US someone is campaigning for a #NobelPeacePrize because they’re trying to move the USA from a safe and stable democracy into a dictatorship.

Enjoy this moment for what it is, the youngest you'll ever be.

Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?

That which doesn't kill us only makes us bow legged.

We'd be honoured.

In my 49 years I haven't once found something worthy of declaring upfront it's worth eating the mushrooms. Looks truly delicious.🙌🏻🙌🏻

It looks so good I'd even eat the mushrooms........

........quickly at the start while giving you a hard stare for the shit hors d'oeuvre.

I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning.

On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge

Nigel Farage admits offshore tax 'mistake' UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage says he

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...

Wee our the most tolerant and leese racialist cuntry on flat earth, if you do knot beeleave me I will nock you owt.

I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?

Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!

They seek him here, they seek him there
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam

Has anyone checked the golf course for Trump? Fascists are well known for being found dead in a bunker.

More giving a fuck about what actually matters please

Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk.

Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?

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I can remember when after a global financial crash, legal EU immigrants were apparently to blame for Britain being more and more an impoverished shithole.

Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners.

Wake the fuck up.

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So lymph nodes were clear, they got everything out NO MORE CHEMO, just scans and blood tests. ☺️

Mine have been here since the world was created 6 thousand years ago. I can trace my ancestors all the way back to the Magnum Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Doomsday book thingy!

Give are Dooms a month like lion's prides and mental's healths get!

The lad who ran the marathon was an actual runner. There are a few clues. Take a crayon out of a nostril and have a pop at joining the dots.

You ran it twice but can't remember which month you ran them in? Were you going for a sub 2 30 but banged your noggin tripping over your anecdotal bucket?

Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?

No irony in you replying with that 4 months after he finished it

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