AlbertoNy🇲🇼

At a customer service desk, I met a lady who just recently divorced. I knew it because she was discussing it with her workmate whilst I was waiting to be helped.. Honestly speaking "She's a total B*tch* with an attitude.

Who so ever man divorced her, would have bought him some whiskey 😒😒

Went out to a club, a celebrity came and sat next to me at VIP after his performance. I was very uncomfortable when people came c close to the celebrity and start taking pictures 😏😏as I told my wife that am sleeping

We still suffering... $1=MK3,000 on black market

Apparently she mentioned Helbert not Albert... And her excuse be like "the names are the same" 😒😒dated the bitch for 4 good years😐How TF did change my name #Malawi is too small

After spending 7 hours on the fuel que and they give you 20ltrs instead of the full tank you requested

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My fellow Malawians... Let's win today like Dalitso Kabambe

20ft deep swimming pool😭

Relatable just a few min ago😭😂

Now that you have mentioned it, I had to check... Apparently I can't find those settings.

a man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakers ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is pouring liquid into beakers

Literally the only plan that can save my financial crisis here in Malawi 😪

a man with tears running down his face is smiling ALT: a man with tears running down his face is smiling

That's the moment start thinking of child support

Will it be though? I fill like in a few months to come this app will be flooded

It's okay not to be okay 😪😪I'll drink to that

Blacked out and found 32 missed calls... WTF did I do last night🤦🏽‍♂️

3 little pigs
Ain't really mean that they'll attack, just means that they were trapped.
Because the color of they fur made some believe that they was bad, now
I know that sounds sad, but ain't nobody care 'cause
The problem with the wolves is they were never treated fair.

Sums up the current state of the US politics