@keithdenchfield.bsky.social
People’s Republic of Hernebaynia Teacher of maths, creator of smelly sports wear Unashamedly woke he/him
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally right now?
19.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏👏👏
19.10.2025 07:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I mean, it’s a hell of a way to reinforce those diaper rumours
19.10.2025 07:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Guess we’ll never know
18.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s what our Lord and saviour would have wanted
18.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1There's always a tweet.
18.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 787 🔁 191 💬 22 📌 11I’d assumed that meant getting rid of trapped wind
18.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beth Jordache would know what to do with him
18.10.2025 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Insta block
18.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just when you think Trump's TIME cover picture can't get any funnier, it just did! 🤣
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
Checked in on Bluesky, expecting Prince Noncesense and it’s full of #TOTP
Its enough to make you proud
Just collected Tesco order
Thick cut smoked bacon out of stock so they swapped it for thick cut UNsmoked bacon
Collaboration with Philip Glass-
The Mimers and the Papas
Oh bravo
17.10.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
16.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 3893 🔁 939 💬 33 📌 46Finished mine over two years ago. Take it easy, don’t push it and melt that pos 💪
16.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Errr…. Trumphant?
16.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Q: What is this, Mr. President?
Trump: It’s going to be built—an arc. Take a look at the location.
Q: Yeah, no, I know where it is, but who’s it for?
Trump: Me. It’s going to be beautiful.
Reporter: The Arc de Trump?
As a maths teacher I approve
16.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Boss I need the afternoon off”
“Why?”
“I have a 5pm appt in Wincheap”
“Oh you poor thing, take the day and here’s the email for counselling”
It’s not just the medieval streets in Canterbury, London Rd estate can take 40+ minutes to get out of during the school run
16.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Rarely seen audition photo of actor from A New Hope. He would later gain fame as Boba Fett
16.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pat Sharpie
15.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eastenders (Omnibust edition)
15.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Also- I got snitched on- implies he knows he was doing wrong?
15.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who said Mondays were boring? Here's Neil Warnock opening a fruit and veg shop.
13.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 40 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0What five events defined your childhood?
Mine, in order…
1) space shuttle blowing up
2) John Lennons death
3) Star Wars being released
4) Yorkshire Ripper
5) Two Tone
Arthur daily; Kiera nightly
11.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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