Keith Denchfield

You’ve just made me realise that all phones in my dreams are flip phones

Please can she be housed in a converted hotel while sort her paperwork

YouTube video by The Slow Mo Guys How small does water get? #shorts #slowmo

So, a break from ... all this.

This could be one of the most cool, beautiful, and intriguingly soothing things I've seen in a long time.

I can’t be the only one who thought Pat Trump would be the nemesis of Pat Sharp

Q: What are our objectives and how were the soldiers who were killed killed?

HEGSETH: To ensure they can't use a conventional umbrella to continue a pursuit of nuclear ambitions. As it pertains to the US casualties, every once in a while you might have a squirter that makes it's way through

And they’d get the right continent let alone country

Ah so by Reform doctrine is it her Frenchness that would deny her a vote or the fact that she’s a woman?

Is he still married to that lady born in Germany?

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this new Gorillaz animted short is so fucking good, i got a lil misty-eyed. the fact that we still dont have a full-length Gorrillaz film is a crime against art youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...

“What’s that? You paid with your sovereignty and didn’t get a receipt? Sorry mate”

20 years and I still smoke in my dreams

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

Danny Kruger is full of shit.

The front cover of Blur's Parklife album but with Sweep in place of one of the racing greyhounds.

Not sure from whence this originates, but bravo!

Reform’s Danny Kruger criticises UK’s ‘totally unregulated sexual economy’ Former Conservative laments divorce changes and says Reform UK will pursue policies to boost birthrate

Reform: There's too much state interference.

Also Reform: We will force you to marry, stop you getting divorced, make you have babies, dictate your religious beliefs, control your sexuality, penalise you if you are disabled and deport you if you don't look right.
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Sunset over Sheppey 17:57

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'Nasty and violent' Kent councillor jailed for coercive behaviour Ex-Reform UK councillor for Cliftonville, Daniel Taylor, receives a prison term and loses his seat.

Former Reform councillor jailed for coercive behaviour
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YouTube video by Sky TV Stewart Lee on Prince Andrew 🧸 | Stewart Lee: Basic Lee | Royal Family Clip

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BROOKE GLADSTONE: The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter - PAUL McMULLAN: Oh, yeah - BROOKE GLADSTONE: - which is one case that you truly do regret. PAUL McMULLAN: I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station. Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: And you offered her 50 pounds - PAUL MCMULLAN: Yeah. BROOKE GLADSTONE: - if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for. PAUL McMULLAN: No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless? PAUL McMULLAN: I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I? BROOKE GLADSTONE: This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself. PAUL McMULLAN: Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

Ashford Borough Council stands by parking fine for bus at bus stop The bus broke down in Ashford, Kent, after experiencing a mechanical fault, says operator Arriva.

Letting you know that this kind of petty, just doing my job bs is what awaits you all should Reform achieve national power, as opposed to just here in Kent
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Painting pictures with words

Follow it up with a witticism on nonce sweat and you’ll own the internet today

Gonna be the most watched 24 Hours In Police Custody ever

WHITE HOUSE: "When you see it on Truth Social, you know it's directly from President Trump."

TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."

YouTube video by Channel 4 News Farage accused of lying about offer of safe Tory seat

Farage caught in another lie. A big one, despite being years ago, because it demolishes his "Origin Story" as a plucky anti-establishment figure. He's none of those things truly or by choice. That's why he delights at the reversal of Tories being under his control now.

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