The foreskin is a protective shield against autism

God that physically hurt to type

Sorry yuyu but you don’t have a podcast so I’m not sure if your medical opinion can be trusted, plus vaccines cause autism plus vaccines kill more people than the virus they prevent
Source: tiktok/I made it up
/s

Never found anybody to split that room with so I mf got the fanciest shit I could afford, fk it

Need to find someone to split a room with for NDK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PLEASE GOD

My life is horse girls now

sounds normal to me

Idk why I ever l let myself care

late but HELL YEAH

I guess trying to love me really is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone

😥

I’ve managed to not drive on Kansas roads my entire life, I’ve been training for this

If I gotta live with this back pain forever I’m gonna krill

This isn't enough. I need a closed social network consisting of only around 20 people that I know personally. You can only post your own thoughts, no retweets, no reblogs, no sharing posts. Just stuff YOU want to say.

For those that need to hear it: the world is a better place with you in it. Always.

You can only ever be who you are

Somebody rear ended me today but really softly 🫠

I’ll run out of gas before I “see cashier inside”

This is what $115 worth of groceries looks like in 2024

It seems like such a scam, they’ve been charging so much money for the past close to 10 years with barely anything to show to the public. If you never release, the game can’t fail

found a gray hair. anyone got any good coffin recommendations?

I do car photography

Iono giving you an autograph
#pokemon

DevOps? yeah that’s accurate, all my ops are devs

I like car events but kids are crazy nowdays. Park and chill meets can just turn bad. I don’t think I’ll be attending meets without an officer nearby

Vladimir Putin's dictatorship is what full presidential immunity looks like

Yall don’t have to blame the deep state for everything, just say your parlays didn’t hit and keep it moving buddy

Astral Goth Witch

If my WRX ever gets totaled, I’m going to be a class traitor and get an RS3