@eldritchslacker.bsky.social
I'll drive mortal minds insane later. At some point. Get off my back.
READ THIS!!
20.11.2025 23:12 β π 1200 π 852 π¬ 21 π 21
Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Excuse me?
Well, if you think that I'll accept this not-your-best work because it's a bound Zhu Yuan with her ass front and centre...!
...well, you'd be right.
GIVE 'ER HERE!
There's something absolutely wonderful about having absolute full confidence in a backup QB.
24.11.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Megerman!
22.11.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy crap, that had to have taken a WHILE to draw.
22.11.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As they SHOULD.
22.11.2025 02:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everybody likes Matty.
21.11.2025 16:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0The gods and goddesses truly ARE cruel. He is but a mortal man!
21.11.2025 07:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sβmore 2023 sketch pieces from shelved fantasy romantic action/comedy THE CHASTE AND THE CHAINED, with the fetching Elven Mage and struggling-with-celibacy Paladin forced together in some goofily contrived scenario. HUZZAH!
20.11.2025 16:22 β π 60 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0LET IT RIIIIIIP!!!!
18.11.2025 06:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With those playing cards and Trogdor plushie, I can truly become a latchkey champion!
18.11.2025 06:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
17.11.2025 17:57 β π 1030 π 384 π¬ 23 π 28Patty's hair is so POOFY, I love it!
15.11.2025 01:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A redrawn Peanuts strip starring Peppermint Patty and Marcie 1: "Okay, Sir. I think I have all your measurements" 2: "The way I see it, you're a size eight... Your waist is twenty three inches, your hips are twenty eight inches... 3: "And your... your.. uh... your...... your...." 4: "BUST, Marcie! It's a perfectly legitimate sewing term!" "Twenty six inches, Sir!"
My entry for #peanutsreillustrated to celebrate the strip's 75th anniversary!
I still to this day can't believe Peanuts of all strips made a joke like this, and it makes me laugh every time.
@peanutscollab.bsky.social
Absolutely. My nostalgia came roaring back upon seeing them!
13.11.2025 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy crap, is that Henry and June???
12.11.2025 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And holy shit, she looks fantastic!
10.11.2025 00:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I. FUCKING. FINISHED. HER.
EVERY brush stroke is unique, hand done.
This is 72 hours of work.
You can comm one of your own too. It's up on my Vgen, but warning. It is NOT a cheap option, just because of the time investment!
Character is my own.
Best bear boobs and butt! Beauties!
03.11.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Got the expression down pat, 100% accurate.
31.10.2025 22:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Momma Monster knows JUST what her little snail-girl needs.
31.10.2025 06:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok, yeah, Aubergine deserves whatever's coming to her after this. You don't flake on a friend like this without SOME kind of comeuppance.
30.10.2025 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I KNEW IT!
New fren acquired!
I'm sure the other two will get along with her juuuuust fine, too.
I'm sure they'll be the absolute bestest of friends, right?
...right?
HIT THE DECKS, SHE WON'T HOLD MUCH LONGER...!
27.10.2025 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Latex-clad Aubergine with sensual eyes be makin' me feel might unwise...
27.10.2025 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0100% agree.
26.10.2025 00:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welp, they say that guys have a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to properly operate one at a time.
Guess we know where THESE gents permanently focus that flow, now...
Daaang, that's an impressive gag for the lady.
25.10.2025 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
