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BREAKING NEWS: You are hot. "The results are both definitive and sexy," said one extremely flustered scientist.

it’s so funny when some rando makes a post that starts with BREAKING, like i’m sorry jeff but you know you’re not a newspaper, right?

and in a world where a country with a "department of war" formed a "board of peace" with wanted war criminals. orwell would be so disappointed in us.

in an age of AI bullshit, it's now hard to fully trust any videos that say they're from a war zone. the party no longer needs to tell us to reject the evidence of our eyes and ears. we can no longer trust them ourselves.

seems to have happened a lot lately

semi-regular reminder that if you show up in my replies to be a shit, i will block you and promptly forget that you exist. proceed accordingly.

they really are used to just telling barefaced lies, huh?

an unfortunate truth

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in a way, maybe this will work out better. we'll all hear about these things by word of mouth, from people we already know, rather than from randos, so we're more likely to learn about events we care about. at least, that's how i hope things will go

a lot more fun, too!

listen, the word “ass” can be fun or cute or sexy. there’s no nice way to say the word “arse”

love how AI is ruining literally everything. having such a good time right now

I'd add that your sentences, carefully written, will work in concert with each other. Longer sentences will help your writing flow, making it feel smoother and more comfortable to read. Short ones give sharpness. You need both. The presence of one will emphasise the other.

"US Secretary of State John Kerry has in fact admitted that Iran might be just three months away from a nuclear bomb"

— an article published in 2015

www.jstor.org/stable/resre...

as we all know, Iran is "two to three months away" from nuclear weapons. it's been that way for over a decade, so it's common knowledge by now.

"The US-Israeli onslaught against Iran is intended to resolve a 24-year standoff over Tehran’s nuclear programme"

that's funny. i thought it was "completely and totally obliterated" during 2025. seems like a plot hole.

YouTube video by Lorde - Topic The Love Club

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roll out your maps and papers, find out your hiding places again

i'm loath to admit it, but getting more daily exercise actually does give me a better overall feeling of well-being. i refuse to ever be a gym person, but i do kinda get it

c'est un blague?

1. nous n'avons aucune obligation de respecter un violeur en série et un homme qui serait arrêté s'il mettait les pieds en france

2. tous les cibles de l'iran étaient des intérêts américains

3. c'est une question de pétrole. si on est honnêtes, on le sait tous

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it smells like if laundry was mad at you

Rocket, in Guardians of the Galaxy, clutching his face and yelling, "What do you still have it for!?"

when i see people talk about their twitter accounts in 2026

do you ever find yourself craving a food you’ve never eaten?

les états-unis ont bombardé une école primaire. ce sont des criminels de guerre. pourquoi prenons-nous leur parti?

well, i guess they wanted epic fury

😭 i would like it to be less relatable

being a millennial has prepared me for exactly two things: killing miscellaneous industries and constant impending doom

Geralt of Rivia, from The Witcher, saying, “I’ve lived through a whole dark age and three supposed ends of days.”

“hey xan, why aren’t you more concerned about the news?”

source for that number:
www.iiss.org/online-analy...