๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ my sentiments exactly
31.01.2026 20:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Pro tip also: I wouldnโt have to fix it myself if it was installed correctly. AND I AM THE UNEMPLOYED ONE???
31.01.2026 19:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Oh no thereโs two of you? ๐ตโ๐ซ jk jk
Luckily I somehow knew how to fix it lol ???? Because it was sooooo fucked.
Hahaha thatโs funny I didnโt even notice it down there. The bong is subconsciously trying to have me bring it out of retirement ๐
31.01.2026 19:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
HAHAHAHH
31.01.2026 19:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Under sink leaking lots of soggy towels
Gotta have fun to combat the horrors ๐คก
Current horrors: leaky sink ๐
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31.01.2026 19:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
NO but those are so funny! My pink boots are my tallest ones and theyโre 7inches
31.01.2026 18:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Waitโฆwhy do all of these sayโฆfeed me?!?
31.01.2026 18:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I figured it out.
I know the heights of all my platforms in inches so Iโll just be like hold up *holds heel up to dick* ๐ *wearing the 5 inch platforms todayโฆ
31.01.2026 18:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Hahhaha I can 100% empathize.
31.01.2026 18:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Literally always pole antics over here ๐ค
31.01.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Silly Saturday??? Is that a thing?
31.01.2026 17:43 โ ๐ 51 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0
Shoot, darnnnn, send me to prison! What am I ever going to do about missing so many responsibilities ๐ญ๐คฃ
31.01.2026 17:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Good morning ๐ he thinks heโs helping me with my crossword ๐
31.01.2026 17:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Waking up to the funniest memes from my bestie
Sheโs not wrong
Iโm deaddddd ๐
31.01.2026 17:22 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Cat perched on pillow and openers hands
Cat perched on pillow and owners hands
If you ever wonder why I am not replyingโฆ
These hands are trapped
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Thank you for informing me.
31.01.2026 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thank you for letting me know.
31.01.2026 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐ฅน๐๐ฃ <~ me trying to catch you with my fish net(s)
31.01.2026 04:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Tbh I am not sure they could handle it ๐๐ฅ๐
31.01.2026 04:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
What if I donโt have bed posts and how can I rely on them to have bed posts?
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Iโm WHEEZING ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ
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Ahahaha ๐คฃ
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๐๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป
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HAHAHHA
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