Confused Big East Fan

He probably got spurned by a prairie dog at the cowboy's Christmas ball

Do we know for sure that Mr. Brightside isn't also from the perspective of Santa?

Bond: Across the Jamesiverse

As a desperate Georgetown alum, I plan to respectfully disregard your advice

"Meanwhile, Senator Susan Collins of Maine, a moderate Republican, is the only sitting senator who is regularly mocked by both her opponents as well as members of her own party for being an empty husk of a human being with no meaningful morality driving her decisions. Yet she is gainfully employed."

Women don't like the vehicle

Goose meme: What's the sample size, Google? What's the sample size?

Both teams are incompetent in different ways, and both teams will have rookie starting pitchers who weren't projected to be relevant this season in April. Tonight's game could easily finish 1-0 or 10-0 in either direction

Ugh I really miss quick pita

Why whippets and not salukis though? Gotta keep it Egyptian

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

Tequila is still better than the types of bottles the people in the focus groups are drinking directly from

Hot take: 1 actual wild card then 4 teams in 1 game playoffs to get in

Right...there's neither an actual security need nor a logical political "need"

Pretty embarrassing if you can't immediately recognize a random Mike Piazza quote from 20 years ago that says basically nothing

Screenshot of Google Image search for Mark McCloskey who is also known for pointing guns at peaceful protestors

You mean this Mark McCloskey?

But the games are 20 minutes shorter so everything is fine and worth it /s

Big Mail-In Ballot is the new Big Pharma

Washington DC’s 700,000+ residents deserve federal representation.

DC statehood now.

2/3 would be accurate if all categories except for light blue were negative...but unfortunately for him, the dark blue is the exact opposite of that

Chris is clearly pandering to those of us who are UConn/Red Sox fans with this post

Washington DC has 702,000 people, is 45% Black and has 0 senators

Wyoming has 590,000 people, is 86% white and has 2 senators

DC needs a state with proper representation, not a military takeover

More so '85 - '95 though, right?

I don't disagree overall, but I'm also not surprised Harrison didn't go straight into the rotation since they've been on a good run over the last two weeks. I'm sure he'll be up as soon as someone gets injured (or "injured"), or Dobbins' magic runs out.

Other than Buehler, the Red Sox pitching staff isn't reeling though. Harrison isn't about to step in and hit 30 homers on his off days

If Harris had been elected instead of Trump, there would be hundreds of thousands of children who hadn’t starved to death or died of treatable AIDS and we wouldn’t be on the verge of war with Iran. Anybody who doesn’t acknowledge this as a starting point has nothing to say worth hearing.

Ooh a baseball/politics crossover deep cut

Florida Gulf Coast 😭

The Rockies are 4-16 at home, so it's technically a tie