Me: “Are you back home yet?” Her: “Yeah, are you?”
14.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@gillyisms.bsky.social
Words from an actual woman, spoken earnestly, entirely without context.
Me: “Are you back home yet?” Her: “Yeah, are you?”
14.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Is ‘forget it Trevor’ a saying or did I make it up?”
13.05.2025 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Who's Penny Black?”
30.04.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Can you also grow that other plant?”
28.04.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I prefer shops that have things you can buy in them.”
27.04.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What’s that game called where you run around?”
12.04.2025 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“How does this go in? Do you just shove it in the end and hope for the best?”
11.04.2025 08:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Especially the women. And the men.”
09.04.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Is he the one who played that thing in that programme?”
17.03.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“There’s nothing like a young, gay man.”
16.03.2025 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“If I want to watch the eclipse, where will the sun be?”
14.03.2025 07:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Get under my love rug.”
12.03.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Look, I hurt my knee.” [Takes off dress]
11.03.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“She’s got some sort of tuna on her brain.”
08.03.2025 11:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I too, like a sausage surprise.”
07.03.2025 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What is the equator and where is it?”
06.03.2025 15:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Sometimes I forget I've said things.”
05.03.2025 14:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0