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@cystdeceased.bsky.social

while you are in high school i am in brooklyn

72 Followers  |  88 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.4008

Latest posts by cystdeceased.bsky.social on Bluesky

can john jansen like… go away

30.11.2024 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought bravo would have learned after PHONY flopped that rebooting doesn't work... they should have just cancelled VPR #PumpRules

26.11.2024 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re a horrible person kelly!

21.11.2024 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can’t believe i have to fucking work tomorrow

20.11.2024 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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went to a wine and gossip party and i caused chaos, drank too much wine, ate too much, and also got knocked the fuck out by an edible

20.11.2024 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i got laid off a couple years ago at 30. which pushed me to pursue my dream of cooking professionally and i don’t really see myself going back to my boring HR career

18.11.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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have to actually leave my house on my day off to go to the doctor oh i’m devastated

18.11.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shahhhmazing grace

18.11.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fans act like tamra bullied THEM. and they say the most vile shit to her that goes well and beyond anything tamra has said lol

18.11.2024 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl there’s now way your kids don’t know who the fuck heather is

16.11.2024 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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emily is a fucking liar and i believe katie ginella #RHOC

16.11.2024 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bluesky is kind of more lit than i was expecting

16.11.2024 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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anytime emily tries to come for jenn #RHOC

16.11.2024 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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time to watch jenn pedranti take down the opposing couch #RHOC

16.11.2024 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to get settled on the new app

16.11.2024 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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trying hard to think what to say for my first post…

15.11.2024 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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