Reggie D. White

GET OFF MY PHONE!

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Dear Man at the gym lotioning your entire nekkid body in the locker room room mirror,

Dear White Lady Equinox Instructor,

If you play “Bandz A Make Her Dance” in class, I ain’t listening to SHIT you saying. My ass will be PROMPTLY and Pavlovianly thrown in circle for the duration.

- Management.

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Say Drake…

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.

The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way

Is it on? Is it on?

The question of the day and every day is

IS THIS BITCH RECORDING?