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"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."

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C3POPPIO

01.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, there are a fuckton of funny people on here.

Vibes are rancid generally, but there's def humor despite that

31.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man alive what an asshole

31.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

waterpark

31.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to get awarded the Legion of Honor

31.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that's human bartender and avid high school volleyball supporter Jackie Daytona

31.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it seems like a slopbot

31.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Mr Cool J is my father, call me LL."

31.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude has been giving big asshole vibes the entire campaign.

31.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is a good configuration for someone who spends time in the way out.

31.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Luigi Mangione of thieves

31.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, what an asshole.

30.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You really suck at this.

30.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Menthol4Lyfe

30.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will take the form of a misshapen L5 lumbar vertebra.

30.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The future is beef barley, son."

30.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Already started in the US.

30.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're very excited about the online tontine possibilities

30.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Batman is like 7' tall and 400, he's Bane sized

30.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goon & Plenty

30.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The repeated and continuous need to explain how marginal tax rates work.

30.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bellingham is best ham

30.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so you're arguing that a group of people who couldn't vote were going to withhold their votes until they could vote.

seems watertight to me

29.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, Platner came from a well to do family so isn't a good example of a GI Bill veteran.

29.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he wants to pass a sports ban, that is pretty much targeting.

Newsom sucks, pick someone else.

29.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting this to help pay expenses for a kickass person

29.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

polycule

29.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feet fans are gonna have a good time with the end of this season of Slow Horses.

Puke bucket optional.

29.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next up: Tom Clancy on the Venezuelan drugboats

28.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough people know that the W in GLW is for 'wanker'.

28.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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