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Cecil B Eatin'

@mcmjolnir.bsky.social

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow."

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Just read the symptoms of tertiary syphilis and am now convinced that he's got it.

02.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's split the middle and say "the shore"

02.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"I demand satisfaction, sirrah!"

02.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uh oh horny

02.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much could an interceptor cos-- PIANO CRASHING ON MY HEAD SOUND

02.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About those "special interests"...

02.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe the funniest thing could happen

02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making bank on substack *is* loser shit

02.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Battery acid?

Alien face hugger blood creme?

Leprosy lotion?

02.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A key element of a surprise attack

02.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Death Becomes Her style spackle n acrylic could fix him

02.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He used to play, considered himself good enough to go pro even (eyeroll)

I mean I don't think he follows baseball really. I can always be very wrong tho.

02.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is the one thing tempering my schadenfreude at the global elite's shock at reality asserting itself: that those without means will be harmed without any recourse nor means of escape

02.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think he baseballs

02.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leave no hippie unpunched

02.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also his "I don't care about polling" is as unbelievable as me saying "I don't care about cake"

dude you care about this the most wyd

02.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

counterpoint: it's not shocking to hear Ryan Grim say this

02.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Khanna is a wet sock for Silicon Valley, and it's super gross.

The Epstein files stuff is probably the best thing he's done.

02.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"We don't mean what we print"

What an empty and nihilistic understanding of the press.

02.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna go on anymore antisemite's podcasts, dude?

02.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a can of beer, it says BEER on it in blue letters on a white background

a can of beer, it says BEER on it in blue letters on a white background

02.03.2026 07:27 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the current admin's counter-terror people are not great...

02.03.2026 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Magyar Maidan it is, boss

02.03.2026 07:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His defense of the tattoo was not good and he has subsequently outed himself as a fan of a known antisemitic podcaster, even going so far as to granting him an interview.

I wouldn't go out on a limb for this guy as he continues to make his defenders look foolish. Feels like more will drop.

02.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or Afghanistan or Iran or Lebanon?

02.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sail away sail away sail away...

See?

02.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just what the fuck did he think ISIS was?

02.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He sucks shit. The one quality he has is pugnacity. End of story.

02.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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02.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vibes are truly rancid here today, logging off for now.

01.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0