remy b

I OFFICIALLY PASSED THE FIVE YEAR MARK SINCE RETIRING FROM THE MILITARY SO THEY CANT CALL ME BACK NOWWWWWWWWW HEHEHE LOSE MY NUMBER X

i swear if i ever become a homeowner and decide to rent it out i will absolutely not be charging the prices these landlords currently are. small town in canada and you want over 1500 a month for a one bedroom? or over 2k for two bedrooms? absolute robbery

i hope every asmr creator sleeps perfectly well on a cold pillow with clear skin, a flush back account and everything they could ever want in life

YOU CAN FINALLY EDIT SNOOZE DURATION ON IOS26 😭😭😭😭

Trans rights are human rights.

he loves the feeling of aziraphale’s strong hands, and he just melts under their touch

#goodomens

a local old guy rage quit his volunteering role because he sent a letter out to higher ups without approval giving condolences on THAT guy's death and refused to face the consequences LMFAOOOOOOOO

i was definitely born in the right time period because i just watched someone throwing it back to classical music 😮‍💨

PENELOPE — BAU GARDEN IV’
time elapsed: 4h 38m

#criminalminds #kirstenvangsness #penelopegarcia

www.inprnt.com/gallery/cats...

badly want to do trixie drag for halloween but am nervous i will look a mess

i think about lafayette from true blood every day

all of these actors betraying their so called morals in exchange for a pay check while that moldy bitch continues to rake in cash and use it to fuck over the lgbtq community and erase our rights.

quit giving her money! she is a certified cunt!

hey siri, play no one mourns the wicked

the devil works fast but ao3 works faster

i will have beef with her until the day i die idgaf HAHAHA

my local gas station now plays ads on their gas pump screens when you're pumping gas. can i have a single moment not to be bombarded with ads 😭

can't explain it but this is @bevpicards.bsky.social

why did i see yung gravy in my small town on vancouver island 😭🤣

my cat is definitely my child because whenever our neighbours are fighting he is glued to the window watching it all go down

i just want to live in the shire 😭

used an app to see what i would look like with a pixie cut and fuckkkkkkkkk i better not get the cut done because i will be fucking everybody's mum 😭🤣

i had a crush on nelly furtado in 2007 and i have a crush on nelly furtado on 2025

my local cat cafe put out their hours and it's aziraphale's bookshop hours AHAHAH

forget fictional character it's ME

LITERALLYYYYYYY

yes

seeing my own cousin posting transphobic shit on fb when he's been talking about getting his hairline fixed like baby that's gender affirming care!!! also: fuck you! i know my auntie didn't raise you to be like that.

just saw an ad for macbeth with david tennant and he growls in it-

had to put myself in a time out and stare at the wall for a while

what about nina and maggie? 💗

#goodomens