Michael

no

A image of a cabbage.

dont need to this si quite literally what u just sent

you are you and that is wonderful. peace and love

cabby the cabbage

re-listening to TMA can't wait to sit through this and freak out because I'm not pay attention and think that Jon is talking about me #tma #TheMagnusArchives

every color is truly a color and you are marvelous

is this a lore-accurate rendition of Sen

cabbage

my only goal is to exert the same vibes your six year old cousin does when he wanders into his mom's bedroom at 4:57 AM to let her know he has shat the bed.

Je T'Aime

coming back again tomorrow because i came to taco bell for severe bowel issues not to care if youre gaslighting me

#fnaf bug but it's just me, crawling around in the space between the pizzeria walls after closing like a cheese-hungry rat who would like his fistfuls of cold pizza and toppings please.

:(

You made me this way.

what if u woke up one morning and your door was a different shade than normal and u tried to leave but u actually entered The Distortion's stomach... jk jk, unless?

why do i have no eyes in this scenario what did you do to them?

you like your door songs without being about The Distortion? no culture.

i still miss Needles pls come back i need another sharp creature to fill my empty soul #TheMagnusProtocol

Who found you? 🙂

i did mean be careful but you know what why not open that door

when don't I do my job? I told you about the guy who came to put in the air conditioning.

inhales the fumes like i'm taking a fat toke from a blunt.

you are the bane of my existence.

no, ignore my profile picture dw about it lol

i know i have literally just joined this website but i wanted to commemorate that by sharing the time that I was so tired that i genuinely thought that I had to be opening my bedroom door bc Helen!Distortion could be my door and might eat me #TMA #TheMagnusArchives