J. Mad 👾

"Il faut l’écrire en toutes lettres pour en réaliser la folie [...] : après trois défaites électorales, dont la dernière a mis ses soutiens en minorité à l’Assemblée nationale, et trois démissions gouvernementales, Macron a reconduit à Matignon l’homme qui venait d’en claquer la porte."

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

And what comes next? I get arrested because I cosplay a character with pointy ears?

FFS, stop the bullshit excuses that it's "for protecting the children", banks probably do more harm in a second than "unprotected internet" did in 30 years.

Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos

Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?

Ouiiiiiiii!!! (qui est d'ailleurs dans le prochain film street fighter - un bon choix pour Bison en vrai :') )

Pour vous donner une idée de ce que possède la connasse condescendante qui glousse quand cette femme courageuse lui parle de sa situation: 700 millions d'euros.
Vous voyez le Zevent ? Elle a 43 fois la somme qui a été récoltée. Mais pour elle toute seule. Et elle dit qu'il faut faire des efforts.

Ohlala ui je viens de voir. Mads et Sigourney, Bryan Fuller? Vendu, double, triple vendu.

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Everything you need to know about the western press: Reuters called its own camera a “Hamas camera” because Israel called it a “Hamas camera” after they bombed the Reuters camera.

Whether you are into kinky games/material or not, banks should NOT police how you spend your money or what shops sell, and parents should control their kids’ computer access.

And if that’s how they start, next they’ll come for anything with a bit of blood.

J’ai lavé le tapis de bain, est-ce que ça compte? (Also, pétition pour ajouter le rideau de douche à la liste)

Troubleshooting someone else’s code, and seeing they are naming variables in the plural form, so you are now looking for a specific “variants_ids”.

GRIMACE EMOJI

Philosophical dinner topic of the day :
What is a hole? Does a tube have two holes, or one hole? If you make a hole in a tube, does it go from one hole to three? Is everything a hole, at the right scale?

Isn’t life just the never-ending transition from one hole to another?

MY TIME HAS COME!!! Je suis Abba Wrong, et voici mon histoire 🥸

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Moi, c’est le Baron dans le Royaume des Chats :> Toujours eu un faible pour les costumes trois pièces…

My dad, who has always been very awkward towards my past partners, is now my relationship’s biggest stan, and keeps sending adorable smiley faces our way. This is a very unexpected change in character, but I’m here for it.

65, and entering his cute era.

Quelle belle collection 🤩

C’est trop beau!

Peak friendship is inquiring about your friends’ bowel movements.

Little known fact, the French way to ask “How are you?” is a shortened version of “how does it go (now omitted) to the loo?”.

Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad, round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.

The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek

My bf sending me this. He knows me well.

My (very-openly-)gay uncle just married his life-long “best friend” and “housemate”. They made custom stamps and it’s the most adorable thing. 🏳️‍🌈

I can’t wait to hear my grandmother’s new denial statement on how “it’s not what you think, that’s two very good friends”.

Non-ironic cry-laugh emoji.

J’adore ce film. La première fois que je l’ai vu, petite, j’ai enchainé avec l’Illusionniste. Si jamais je reregarde l’un, je reregarde l’autre en suivant. <3

Time to skedaddle!

The sadness of finding out about a band you start to adore AFTER they split.

Adding the desperation in the face of the price of now-collector LPs.

Pain.

Being a digital artist is exhausting 🤷‍♂️

Il est trois jours en retard, j'crois que c'est mort.

Sincere appologies to Greenwich’s Cutty Sark, but I’ve been calling it "Crusty Sack" and giggling like a mischievous child the whole day yesterday.

Oh noooo!! Courage :<