Jared

Bitch what reason could you be doing that other than the most obvious, most fucking heinous and disgusting answer. Send him to prison NOW

Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫

🚨

i’ve been going HAM in the gym for the past few months and i’m starting to see the fruits of my labor, i feel so sorry for y’all and your men this summer.

Ariana grande looking scared

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LEFT OUT AND I’M A PLEASER
#TheWhiteLotus

future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

This should have been the end of him. I will never understand how we ended up here.

Michelle Yeoh in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Ke Huy Quan in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Stephanie Hsu in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

3 years ago today, ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released in theaters.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

"The Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans

U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling."

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
http://theonion.com/...

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
theonion.com/dog-fee...

Math is hard

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
theonion.com/man-wai...

Happy Black History Month!!!!!!

I LOVE BEING BLACK.

tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people

Allow yourself to rest.

Your soul speaks to you in the quiet moments between your thoughts.

January 2025 as a meme

I take back that one time I called you a twink, king 🤭 come thru bawdi!!!

Y’all need to stop thirsting after that boy before you end up on a watch list 👀

Hilaria Baldwin Deported -The Onion

Hilaria Baldwin Deported
theonion.com/hilaria-bald...

Too old to be drafted 😌
Have fun over there y’all! 😘

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

The way we are completely transitioning from one social app to another seamlessly, building new community & structures for our safety and expression…

Remember we do show up like this in REAL LIFE as things get tense we can LEAN ON those in our proximity and build communal—

I am praying on the downfall of Elon Musk and Twitter. Please be our salvation 🙏🏾