Human shaped robots are dumb.

I get almost no engagement on this platform, but I still hate Facebook, so whatever. I’m not going back.

Extra points if you know somewhere that has a pickled herring sandwich worth writing home about.

HEY! It's fish sandwich season! Where in my municipality (MSP) has great fish sandwiches?

A handsome black and white cat sitting in loaf position on a blue couch.

Look at this guy! He is so awesome.

The Supreme Court said that existing tariffs are illegal, and Dipshit said “Oh, yeah? I’m raising them!”

Who cares? Just ignore him.

What’s he gonna do? Sue? In court? What court?

My goodness, you are a handsome cat!

The next uncomfortable potluck I'm invited to gets Tuna Casserole Surprise served on this dish.

www.ebay.com/itm/13606586...

The surprise is the best part.

In German, tights are called “sock pants.”

Everything is fine.

Pancake day!!!

TOMORROW IS PANCAKE DAY! Pancake day is also known as "Fat Tuesday," and has historical origins as the last day before Lent.

Modern pancake day is a secular holiday. Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise only wants to steal your pancakes.

Please plan now to enjoy pancakes.

AND, now that I've been pondering more - Maybe MAGA can't have the color red because it's not theirs.

Those fuckers.

I want to add, if you like a red beanie, if you enjoy the historical reference, have at it. It's also a perfectly cool looking hat.

I think the thing to wear to show that you're against all of this bullshit is a whistle, which is much harder to pick out on a Ring camera, and less seasonal.

YouTube video by Lukas Nelson Lukas Nelson & Family - Turn Off The News And Build a Garden (Quarantunes Evening Session)

This song made me feel good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPrP...

Mike Lindell is insane, and doesn't understand how government works. Amy Klobuchar's hobbies include aggressively punitive incarceration and voting for Trump nominees, and she understands government well enough to personally benefit.

No, thank you.

"Pam Bondi is like someone took a shit in a Chico's dressing room and covered it in a sensible blazer."

-Grace Helbig

The NFL would not be able to continue without youth sports in education and without college sports.

Head injuries are extremely common and unremarkable, and can have life long effects.

I don’t know if having big conversations about American culture makes football attractive to parents.

I liked the halftime show this year. I think I liked Kendrick Lamar a little more, but they were both great. I’m glad that people are talking about and analyzing the content.

STILL - I speculate that popular, cerebral entertainment might be there to distract us from the head injuries.

37% of dog owners are concerned that vaccines may cause their dogs to become autistic.

Normally, when I submit a ticket to the IT Help desk, I describe the problem, and I also describe anything that I've already tried.

If the third thing that I try works, to where do I write "I googled my problem and fixed it. Please remit one cookie, to which I am rightfully entitled!"?

If a friend said "I'm having a rough day, and everything seems to be going wrong," and then they couldn't find a parking spot, and started to cry, would you whip out your phone?

NO, because that's not an okay thing to do to someone you care about, and your friend would know what a skidmark you are.

If your child is crying because their banana is broken, and your reaction is to pick up your phone and start filming, YOU ARE A SHITTY PARENT.

Life is frustrating and sometimes unexpected things are overwhelming. Have some fucking empathy.

It's SUPERB OWL SUNDAY!

Here's some information about Minnesota's barred owls.

www.dnr.state.mn.us/birds/barred...

Yes, there really was a 'March for Billionaires' rally in San Francisco The march drew only about a dozen participants, but organizer Derik Kauffman said it was meant to be a sincere protest against a potential new tax on the state's wealthiest residents.

NEARLY ONE DOZEN PEOPLE ATTENDED.

www.latimes.com/california/s...

I get the vibe that the media would like us to wear red beanies so that we are easy to identify.

Anti fas… are easy to identify. It’s EVERYONE in normal, non tacticool clothing.

After Epstein Island was closed, I bet all those rich and powerful people stopped raping children.

Why are there yet no earrings with the "M" star from the Minnesota State Flag?

Exactly what bullshit is this?

There are many things in Minneapolis that give me hope for the future.

Persuasive speeches about the importance of "midterms" or ANY future elections are not among them.

That ship sailed. A long time ago.