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ClockworkByrde

@clockworkbyrde.bsky.social

they/them 35+ Sewist and stressed. Lives w/gay pirate brainrot. Queer, Disabled, ND and awkward AF. Weirder in person.

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Looking forward to seeing the #WailinJennys at the Fox theater in Redwood City with @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social

15.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brennan Lee Mulligan is like the Lin-Manuel Miranda of this era

14.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahaha, that was a fun dress to make!!!

23.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so very jealous 🀣

19.06.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nice, we should do ours the same day then!!

12.06.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Check out this Amazon review of Bird Velvet Banyan Fabric Kimono Original OFMD Break Up Robe Jacket I'm fantastic at breakups and so is this robe

I love this fandom

Review on Amazon: I'm fantastic at breakups and so is this robe www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...

12.06.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm doing a grungy gay Peter Pan one night, and then maybe a Star wars look one day.

12.06.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'M SO EXCITED

12.06.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lee on the left with red hair and glasses and a black button down, me on the right in a backwards cap and purple rain shirt doing a gay lil peace sign

Lee on the left with red hair and glasses and a black button down, me on the right in a backwards cap and purple rain shirt doing a gay lil peace sign

Gay people (me & @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social ) at the James Tom show

07.05.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

20.04.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gay pirate frens in Oakland! Yay!
@clockworkbyrde.bsky.social @thesecatbandits.bsky.social

19.04.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I love them , too

17.04.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do I live after knowing Izzy is still alive

17.02.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't even know there was ButtHands happening

17.02.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEAVY BREATHING

17.02.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buttons: β€œDunna try t’talk. Yer in th’ gravy basket ol’ friend. Doggie heaven.” Izzy does try to talk, but it’s a useless rasp. Buttons: β€œShh shh shh. We’ve much to discuss, luv.”

17.02.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 34

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

17.02.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY FUCKING CANOLI

17.02.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BUTTONS

17.02.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe are a proud family Stede Bonnet…” We land on the letter writer. A verrrry elderly Sir Thomas Badminton. He is joined by his wife, Lady Eunice Badminton (both Rory). β€œAnd we will ride your kind directly into hell. After take everyone you love.” Eunice: β€œAdvise him we’re taking his lover first.”

17.02.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 646    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 28

We pass a portrait of Admiral Chauncey Badminton. We pass many portraits of the other members of the Badminton family, all played by Rory Kinnear, men, women, and children, old and otherwise.

17.02.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 107
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Quack-ell Roan, as requested @hankgreen.bsky.social @projectforawesome.bsky.social #p4a2025

14.02.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 732    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
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jerry from tom and jerry is crying with a tear coming out of his nose ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is crying with a tear coming out of his nose

TEDDY

06.02.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only acceptable color for these dumpster fires imo: shit stain brown

30.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always

21.01.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
5 sketchy pictures of Jim and Oluwande in various sexy positions. They’re having a great time!

5 sketchy pictures of Jim and Oluwande in various sexy positions. They’re having a great time!

Some tealoranges from a while ago! 🩡🧑

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)

21.01.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Ah, maybe it's best if you CAN'T make out what's going on here.
It's a view of Izzy being well plundered, viewed from between his legs, while Stede grips his thigh and tit and plows into him.  Stede's face is obscured by Izzy's raised leg, and Izzy's face is obscured by its angle.

Ah, maybe it's best if you CAN'T make out what's going on here. It's a view of Izzy being well plundered, viewed from between his legs, while Stede grips his thigh and tit and plows into him. Stede's face is obscured by Izzy's raised leg, and Izzy's face is obscured by its angle.

I make no excuses.
Here there be butt stuff.
Explicit buggery.
I am deeply deprived.
#ofmdnsfw #stizzy

21.01.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

24.12.2024 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2918    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 329
Photo of Rhys Darby. He’s smiling softly at the camera, has neatly trimmed sugar and cinnamon stubble which is just short of being a proper beard, and is wearing a dark brown leather jacket over a beige shirt.

Photo of Rhys Darby. He’s smiling softly at the camera, has neatly trimmed sugar and cinnamon stubble which is just short of being a proper beard, and is wearing a dark brown leather jacket over a beige shirt.

Oh hello there new headshot 😍

19.12.2024 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5