ClockworkByrde

"after changing their bottle shapes, sales spiked, this proves how smart design drives big results" then four extremely phallic bottle shapes

product design is my *mmpf~* passion

Ahaha, that was a fun dress to make!!!

I'm so very jealous 🤣

Oh nice, we should do ours the same day then!!

I love this fandom

Review on Amazon: I'm fantastic at breakups and so is this robe www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...

I know I'm doing a grungy gay Peter Pan one night, and then maybe a Star wars look one day.

I'M SO EXCITED

Lee on the left with red hair and glasses and a black button down, me on the right in a backwards cap and purple rain shirt doing a gay lil peace sign

Gay people (me & @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social ) at the James Tom show

🔥🔥🔥

Gay pirate frens in Oakland! Yay!
@clockworkbyrde.bsky.social @thesecatbandits.bsky.social

I love them , too

How do I live after knowing Izzy is still alive

I didn't even know there was ButtHands happening

HEAVY BREATHING

Buttons: “Dunna try t’talk. Yer in th’ gravy basket ol’ friend. Doggie heaven.” Izzy does try to talk, but it’s a useless rasp. Buttons: “Shh shh shh. We’ve much to discuss, luv.”

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY FUCKING CANOLI

BUTTONS

“We are a proud family Stede Bonnet…” We land on the letter writer. A verrrry elderly Sir Thomas Badminton. He is joined by his wife, Lady Eunice Badminton (both Rory). “And we will ride your kind directly into hell. After take everyone you love.” Eunice: “Advise him we’re taking his lover first.”

We pass a portrait of Admiral Chauncey Badminton. We pass many portraits of the other members of the Badminton family, all played by Rory Kinnear, men, women, and children, old and otherwise.

Quack-ell Roan, as requested @hankgreen.bsky.social @projectforawesome.bsky.social #p4a2025

jerry from tom and jerry is crying with a tear coming out of his nose ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is crying with a tear coming out of his nose

TEDDY

The only acceptable color for these dumpster fires imo: shit stain brown

Always

5 sketchy pictures of Jim and Oluwande in various sexy positions. They’re having a great time!

Some tealoranges from a while ago! 🩵🧡

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd
(laznsfw)

Ah, maybe it's best if you CAN'T make out what's going on here. It's a view of Izzy being well plundered, viewed from between his legs, while Stede grips his thigh and tit and plows into him. Stede's face is obscured by Izzy's raised leg, and Izzy's face is obscured by its angle.

I make no excuses.
Here there be butt stuff.
Explicit buggery.
I am deeply deprived.
#ofmdnsfw #stizzy

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

Photo of Rhys Darby. He’s smiling softly at the camera, has neatly trimmed sugar and cinnamon stubble which is just short of being a proper beard, and is wearing a dark brown leather jacket over a beige shirt.

Oh hello there new headshot 😍

Jfc

I did this originally for a Twitter post about "position of the day: mermaid" requesting to see them in the position.

I don't post art on Twitter anymore, so here you go! Some monster fucking with 🐙 Ed because why not? 😏😈
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #blackbonnet