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And here I was, thinking Liddle Marco Rubio was a fucking coward.

I'll play.

An empty promise?

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I plan to hit the MegaMillions this weekend.

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Am I the only member of our party that is fucking sick and tired of being Schumered???

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And the rest of us got Schumered.

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At $66K a year, how many years would it take to pay off a 50-year mortgage?

Asking for the millions that don't math much.

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Maybe Epstein gave him a discounted price because he was "damaged goods" aka not white?

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When you understand that they don't give a fuck about it, it all makes sense.

Calling is great, but many people are saying that all 8 of them getting primaried will feel better than sex.

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Sure, call.

But the only thing they understand will be getting primaried.

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Would someone go straight to hell for even thinking of asking if you could um...retire them sooner?

Asking for some friends.

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Tonight we were both stung and bitten by our elected leaders.

Look, it's not like the Valkyries are playing tonight.

Well, he must be exhausted.

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He looks fit for the gravel pit.

Because.

Cuck Schumer, ladies and gentlemen.

Donald has never even changed his own diaper.

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He knows how to spot a swallower.

That's like the drug rates going down 1500%.

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I’m not buying her bullshit for a single New York minute.

Is this the making America healthy ad?

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Even more interesting is that he's heard about this.

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You won't believe how many couches turned him down.

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Minors Welcome.

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Not sure who writes them, but it's pretty clear who breaks them.

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So we're funding a Pedophile Protection Program?

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I'd prefer to see him stoned with Subway Foot-longs.

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* We'll let half of you eat.

Many people say it's generally best served chilled as well.

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So many smiles in the background, obviously a mandate.

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JD and the bereaved widow are waiting in the wings like a pair of vultures with bated breath.