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Here it is! From comparing the tuition for each institution in March Madness with a DPT Program, its the Most Expensive DPT Program Final Four! Watch this spot for updates on who will be crowned the winner.

23.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm currently accepting offers for PT Program commencement speaker engagements, productivity meeting pep talks, and on a sliding scale, talking to your patients on the Nu-Step about the weather and March Madness while you drink coffee and catch up on documentation in the office.

21.03.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just a reminder that you completed 0% of the makeup documentation you promised yourself that you'd take care of over the weekend.

10.03.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After months of advocacy, Minnesota Senate Bill 6834 has passed, which officially adds "passive aggressive range of motion" to the state practice act.

03.03.2025 00:53 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A complaint has been filed regarding the #APTACSM BINGO space for those who knew/ learned my true identity. Please note that the 85% of this content is cringe. It's embarrassing enough for these individuals, they carry a heavy burden, leave them alone.

17.02.2025 14:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#APTACSM Program Update: The session entitled "Reelin' Them In: Strategies To Increase Productivity" is accidentally scheduled next door at The Houston Fishing Show. We apologize and all in attendance will receive a free lure.

13.02.2025 13:48 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

you want to find me at #APTACSM, I'll probably just loiter by the Nu-Step booth until they politely ask me to leave.

11.02.2025 21:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here's the official 2025 #APTACSM BINGO card! It's going to be epic with some amazing prizes. For those attending, please help get the word out. #CSM2025

10.02.2025 13:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Here are the official 2025 #APTACSM BINGO prizes. Who doesn't love crappy keychains! I'll have 20 of these burning a hole in my pocket. Watch for the official BINGO card being released in a few days! #CSM2025

08.02.2025 00:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hang your poster well and one of these major awards can be yours next week. #APTACSM #CSM2025.

06.02.2025 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#APTACSM BINGO sneak peak! Presenters, adding #fakeptstats content not only helps your colleagues, but also increases the odds of uncomfortable silence in a session by 43%.

02.02.2025 15:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The official shoe of Physical Therapists over 50.

26.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#APTACSM poster presenters, start practicing hanging your poster now! 97% of award winners from CSM 2024 received promotion, tenure, or a dream job offer within days. A cadre of judges with a keen eye for spatial dimensions will be on hand in Houston.

25.01.2025 18:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

57% of PTs have already given up on Dry Hydrocollator January.

13.01.2025 18:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In 2025, believe in yourself like a chiropractor treating colic.

01.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Building a snowman with a patient can be legally billed as 2 units of therapeutic activity, 1 unit of neuromuscular re-education and 1 unit of cryotherapy

22.12.2024 04:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As a reminder, any treatment session involving multiple lords a-leaping must be billed as therapeutic activity with a group therapy modifier.

15.12.2024 16:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Wisconsin Functional Shoulder Scale consists of assessing a patient's ability to affix a Culver's drive through sticker without pain or substitution.

05.12.2024 23:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was quite the year!

04.12.2024 21:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'll take it.

03.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In the Midwest, calculating 80% 1RM is achieved by slowing increasing resistance until the patent says "Uff da".

01.12.2024 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Home Health PTs can visually estimate the weight of any household object within half a pound.

30.11.2024 23:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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67% of Thanksgiving house fires are due to placing a frozen turkey directly into a hydrocollator.

28.11.2024 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Physical therapy students shouldn't have to pay full tuition during clinical education".

26.11.2024 12:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0