Standard Library DOH!

Was put forward for a management/leadership training. Walked out once the program lead started saying Elon Musk was brilliant leader with exceptional attributes

Still riding that high. Fuck these people.

Loving all the fascists out themselves on LinkedIn with “centrist” takes. Makes it so easy to unfollow and block.

Mark Zuckerberg is the best example on how AI will never be widely adopted. He is arguably the world’s most advanced robot/android and yet loads of people dislike him.

Some people are really disrespectful. I just wanna be mad at someone and they have the audacity to be kinda right. 2025 is ruined.

Deny, defend, depose picture

Setting the tone for Christmas dinner

Finished my yearly rewatch last week. Yes, there was a lot of crying

Me: we should observe, and not interfere, with our children developing their own interests and likes.
Also me: Ok my love, so the lyrics to this song go “Solidarity forever for the union make us strong”

100% using that quote on my next slide deck

Yes.

My workplace is really lucky that PoE2 early access is only out at 7PM

Wildest collab of the year has to be the ICOs TikTok account posting about Spotify wrapped. I get it, but also wat

Oh wow that took me back.. Sadly not been able to find a good replacement. Been getting by with Redbubble and Neatoshop, for nerdy T-shirts

It also me

Parents really do be like “I want to raise my child to have critical thinking but they better fucking respect my authority” 🤦‍♀️

Sometimes I want to make my younger self happy by dressing how I wanted back then. And then I see this and remember

an OS book

CS 350 (Operating Systems) be like

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

The only correct answer

Welcome 👋 Sounds like you’re having a cool journey! Best of luck with it 💪💪

What if this is the beginning of a trilogy? What if it starts with “billionaires underwater”, then “billionaires in space” and ends with “billionaires getting eaten”?

Just a thought

My exact thoughts when I woke up today 😂

List of things I learned recently that never ever crossed my mind:

1. There are people who think Meg White isn’t a brilliant drummer
2. There are people who don’t think libraries are needed in society.

I have no words

Terraform documentation on Cloudwatch Log Groups

Don’t know how long this has been up but it has me in 😂😂😂

Definitely Mandela effect, those are the right lyrics

People that do FinOps by looking at highest cost in a spreadsheet are doing FinOps the way our forefathers cleaned up disk space. Works well till you delete c:/windows

“We’ll have no misgendering in this saloon, partner” tote bag

“Would this offend a bigot?” Me before any tote bag purchase

I used to think this but we recently shared a house with a couple who we’re friends with and it was truly lovely. Everyone respected personal space, but still helped as needed.

I have friends I’d never live with but it’s always a matter of chemistry ❤️

So Apple really said to wear your red flag on your face, huh

I have a constant burnout meter, I keep myself in check and scale work back if it’s getting too much.

What I fail to recognise is that it’s not just work adding up to it. It’s home, it’s friends, it’s family and it’s work interactions.

And now I’m just gonna go touch some grass

Can’t lie, I’m struggling a lot lately but I did start the month by fixing a bug and saying “It’s pride, we’re not having this!” and that kinda makes me smile