Bentley Rufus Knowles

people on twitter call me gay for liking clothes, but honestly liking suits is the least gay thing about me

of course they should give their camera data to the police. it will help us be rid of those freeloading immigrants taking jobs that should be reserved for all the white people who want to do them. like carrying wood and laying tile and spraying toxic paint and putting up insulation and

russia has different occupational safety standards compared to the rest of the world

What if we tried the middle way between the stick and the carrot

Something like a parsnip, or maybe an AP mine.

one thing is for sure: i don't have it. this is because i am actually an imposter

be wary getting massages in montreal: not all endings are happy

its been pretty gusty here in quebec

"oh my god how could he expect us to drill holes into the ship" the shipcrew say while drilling holes into the ship

One position suggests that I was once an abysmal failure, while the other acknowledges my immediate and everlasting perfection; we both know which option is the correct one

Do you think you could get there taking country roads?

These mews units have been converted by recovering most or sometimes all of the space that had been garages for wide-open living space with generous windows the size of the previous garage doors. New mews units can accomplish the same thing in places not dominated by cars.

Walk London’s mews courts and it’s clear that many residents consider car ownership optional. This frees up mews unit owners to dispense with the garage, gain a workspace in its place plus in this case, plants and a pair of chairs.

you can't call yourself a liberal until you've taken 8 inches

never forget the british corn laws

thank you

your lack of efforts shall most definininitefetifitly be appreciated

And so it seems history has rhymed in the most benign of ways

all aboard the mothership

oh yeah? watch this

trump looking like he's in a mexican standoff with a used airplane salesman and buddy jesus

"please just suffer the consequences of my actions"

what did you do to him

god what a lovely set of furniture

can't skip leftover barbecue; super tasty

I mean they did make a documentary about their territory, domestic politics, and first diplomatic excursions.

Understandable mistake honestly

Well if the Mexican Navy wanted me to know they had a masted ship they've certainly succeeded

Who is buying the gorillas

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
theonion.com/gorilla...

maybe she and kanye west can get together to celebrate their shared leadership inspiration