Can someone with a physics background please calculate how fast Albert Einstein is spinning in his grave?
23.02.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Can someone with a physics background please calculate how fast Albert Einstein is spinning in his grave?
23.02.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Excited to be a part of this!
17.02.2026 18:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
07.02.2026 14:34 β π 17874 π 4473 π¬ 251 π 111There's a scene in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" where Sundance says to someone who wants him to leave a poker game, "If you invite me to stay, I'll go. But you gotta ask me to stick around."
29.01.2026 15:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're both fun. You can sense the downhill slide a little, but they're still pretty good.
23.01.2026 16:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spent the weekend tracking down interdimensional creatures, as one does.
20.01.2026 17:55 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right, THIS is why we're looking at Minneapolis with shock and disgust. No other reason comes to mind.
08.01.2026 19:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The very last thing we need are details from the administration. Why bother asking liars to lie?
07.01.2026 20:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who called it Marty Supreme and not One Paddle After Another?
30.12.2025 23:31 β π 85 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0It really is about the notes you donβt play
25.12.2025 13:30 β π 1824 π 305 π¬ 16 π 4Two mice on a beach, one solving a book of mazes. The other speaks the cartoonβs caption: βYou need to learn to relax.β
Loved this New Yorker cartoon from Ellis Rosen.
22.12.2025 23:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administrationβs torture prison that Bari Weiss doesnβt want you to see has leaked.
22.12.2025 22:09 β π 2845 π 1214 π¬ 32 π 76Can't speak for everyone, but the same thing is happening for me.
22.12.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No bio info on Xwrdinfo. Does he look familiar?
16.12.2025 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Microsoft Outlook seems to think I have spelled the word "a" wrong. It has No Suggestions Available, however.
11.12.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you were to make a gender-swapped version of James Bond, and needed to come up with a bawdy euphemism name for a glamorous and sexy Bond Boy, ironically you could do a lot worse than Roger Moore.
10.12.2025 13:31 β π 135 π 44 π¬ 5 π 6an ad for the new series βwelcome to derryβ with the tagline βgo back to where IT all beganβ, except somehow, they highlighted the word βtoβ instead of βitβ
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Gonna be overcautious and mute any word with a double Z.
27.11.2025 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poe's Law alert.
26.11.2025 20:56 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0(I understood the actual joke.)
23.11.2025 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goddammit, I looked.
22.11.2025 13:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woo! Inadvertent Puzzlesnacks shoutout!
21.11.2025 18:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My eleven-year-old has drafted a fiction story for class, and asked me to look it over with her. As we sat down to read it, she said, βItβs either a masterpiece or a disasterpiece. Friends I would like you to meet my new favourite word.β
21.11.2025 00:30 β π 400 π 89 π¬ 11 π 3
Similarly to @marawilson.bsky.social's misunderstanding, when I was young, my mom worked at home doing telephone surveys and market research. She was on the phone for hours every evening.
I thought she was what TV regularly referred to as a "call girl."
"When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked βAre you wearing a wire?β it meant βan underwire braβ -- @marawilson.bsky.social
20.11.2025 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Letters on the face of a building spell out βWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERβ but βtogetherβ is spaced unfortunately as βTO GET HER.β
she better run
13.11.2025 13:43 β π 1193 π 256 π¬ 13 π 30
βFatherβ and βdadβ are synonyms.
βFigureβ and βbodβ are synonyms.
But, a βfather figureβ and a βdad bodβ arenβt exactly the same thingβ¦
a βSpace Forceβ, if you will
13.11.2025 14:27 β π 11708 π 1819 π¬ 236 π 55Age yourself with gaming.
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