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(I understood the actual joke.)

Goddammit, I looked.

Woo! Inadvertent Puzzlesnacks shoutout!

My eleven-year-old has drafted a fiction story for class, and asked me to look it over with her. As we sat down to read it, she said, ”It’s either a masterpiece or a disasterpiece. Friends I would like you to meet my new favourite word.”

Similarly to @marawilson.bsky.social's misunderstanding, when I was young, my mom worked at home doing telephone surveys and market research. She was on the phone for hours every evening.

I thought she was what TV regularly referred to as a "call girl."

"When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra” -- @marawilson.bsky.social

Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”

she better run

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

a “Space Force”, if you will

Age yourself with gaming.

Every year I create a small puzzle hunt for the Mohonk Mountain House, host of the annual Wonderful Weekend of Words. And this year's puzzle set -- Have Fun Storming The Castle! -- is now available for at-home solving!

You can grab it in the Shop at puzzlesnacks.com (look under Puzzle Hunts).

Hard to see what choice he has.

Hunt continues for thieves after priceless jewels stolen in heist at Louvre museum in Paris France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati says the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.

Always Share The Link. www.bbc.com/news/live/c6...

Very few examples of "This could have been a headline from The Onion!" actually feel like they could have been from the Onion, but I do think this one qualifies.

Enshittification.

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isn't the whole point of copyright that you are opting out of people stealing your work

That's what I want to do, buy 'em. Seven years to amortize doesn't seem bad at all.

Very good. Probably not the company to turn to for my slanted roof in Connecticut.

What company did you use? I'm solar-curious, but the door-to-door salesmen dropping by all seem so shady.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

We've all seen things like this a bunch of times now but it never fails to crack me up.

It would have been more impressive if ALL the blurb names rhymed.

Congress passed a bipartisan law long ago mandating that a plaque honoring the officers who defended Capitol on J6 be displayed in the building. Mike Johnson has ignored that law and refuses to do it.

But, you know, some Democrats still say "Latinx," so who can really say who's worse.

OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…

Looks like you guys had an interesting night.

I assume the previous version was written by the gym teacher.

I need to figure out how to do this so that not every post is HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY CHIN!

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