San Jose Earthquakes respond, New York City FC's new threat & more from Matchday 30
Including everyone in the Leagues Cup semis rotating their squads, and Seattle looking like a buzzsaw...
www.mlssoccer.com/news/san-jos...
25.08.2025 03:28 — 👍 73 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 2
REHEATING last week's POWER RANKINGS with a HOT graphic for matchday 29
25.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Evander makes magic, Müller makes his debut, Columbus Crew's concern & more from Matchday 29
Including Pascal Jansen, figuring stuff out on the fly.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/evander...
18.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 60 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 2
!! sound on btw
18.08.2025 20:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
h/t @phat7deuce.bsky.social
18.08.2025 20:19 — 👍 88 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 5
meet the graphic for last week's POWER RANKINGS: In which Matt returned
18.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Humbly submitting GAMstrung into the lexicon
16.08.2025 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
okay look okay this is going to take way longer but we're cooking
06.08.2025 20:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Matt is still out collecting power and before he gets back I have to post this week 27 Power Rankings and record the kazoo covers
04.08.2025 07:53 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Unfortunately not just an Apple problem! Or recent problem. And maybe an Apple MLS style guide will give the possibility of ending it. (Or that was the hope, anyway)
27.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Alright, this is the week I really dig in making a video essay on the Mid-Action Close-Up (derogatory). This announcement is to make me embarrassed if I don't finish it, it's going to be really good
27.07.2025 01:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
You're telling me they added super strikes to goalie warz?
hell yeah
23.07.2025 01:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two Power Rankings graphics in less than 24 hours? oh boy what a treat that seems almost impossible
22.07.2025 06:52 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Philadelphia's flaw, what's keeping Orlando out of the top tier & more from Matchday 26
Including a Cincy side getting a major contribution from Luca Orellano, but still in search of cohesion & balance.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/philade...
20.07.2025 22:03 — 👍 64 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2
Continuing our celebration of the American soccer community with our First Touch Testimonial series, featuring the standard bearer of American soccer analysis, @mattdoyle.bsky.social !
Forza Italia 1990!
17.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 53 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1
bsky.app/profile/t-ed...
17.07.2025 15:39 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
oh no now I've made it a habit to post LAST WEEK's power rankings graphic this week, everyone HATES it
21.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Armchair Analyst: Inter Miami's foundation, Columbus Crew's comeback & more from Matchday 24
Including a Philly team that made a statement and a Timbers team in need of some direction.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/inter-m...
14.07.2025 01:19 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 4
One thing I'm willing to say definitively is that LAFC are better than PSG.
13.07.2025 19:51 — 👍 103 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1
One thing I'm willing to say definitively is that the Seattle Sounders are better than Real Madrid.
09.07.2025 19:35 — 👍 253 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 11
many* are saying one can't post LAST WEEK's Power Rankings graphic this week as one missed the timing. life is about all about timing. sometimes we make our own timing
this one's arriving derci
*inventing guys
14.07.2025 12:30 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Have I mentioned in Issue 78 there's a flashback where VOLAR is guided by a small messenger pigeon to a Nazi fortress (which he destroys). This is mirrored in the present where VOLAR and a Five-Story Tall Pigeon Kaiju fight corrupt mayor Paulice Tate and his fascist cronies
08.07.2025 21:30 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Halftime reading during the Gold Cup final: NYCFC's tactical solutions, Miami's Shield chase is back on, MNUFC's long throws & more from Matchday 22.
Including a Philly team still looking for that extra gear the other contenders have.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/nycfc-s...
06.07.2025 23:33 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 1
WITNESS MATT's power rankings
01.07.2025 06:30 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Nashville's progression, Minnesota's shortcomings, Portland's sudden set-piece issues & more from Matchday 21
Including yet another statement performance from Cristian Roldan.
www.mlssoccer.com/news/nashvil...
30.06.2025 03:49 — 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 2
no kings only POWER RANKINGS
17.06.2025 04:54 — 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Armchair Analyst: Gold Cup? Club World Cup? It don't matter, MLS never stops!
Here's our full matchday 19 rundown, with a new Shield leader, the same old Atlanta & everything else there was to see.
Including an Austin team finding its way...
www.mlssoccer.com/news/philade...
16.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
It has come to my attention that the Whitecaps @whitecapsfc.com have started posting horrible number sorted list lineup graphics since their loss to Cruz Azul. The team is down 7,000-0 right now. Before we panic maybe the regular graphics team have been fighting for their lives on the toilet
14.06.2025 23:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only Power Vancouver were concerned about was a powerful flush
10.06.2025 05:15 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's officially the midway point of the MLS season! So instead of the usual Sunday night column, I've got:
- mid-season awards
- tactical trends to watch
- best coaching adjustments
Don't stay up too late reading!
www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-mid...
09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 86 🔁 6 💬 11 📌 3
