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a clipping of the POWER RANKINGS FORM GUIDE spreadsheet with a box checked for "'Change' values instead of POWER RANK (shows POWER SHIFT from previous matchday ranking)

a clipping of the POWER RANKINGS FORM GUIDE spreadsheet with a box checked for "'Change' values instead of POWER RANK (shows POWER SHIFT from previous matchday ranking)

simply refuse to make this better for mobile users but just know there is some dumb stuff going on in a spreadsheet and somewhere out there desktop-using power rankings freaks are going hog wild

03.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Matt's POWER RANKINGS | TacticsFreeZone

Don't just take my word for it... see the TACTICS FREE ZONE 2026 MLS POWER RANKINGS FORM GUIDE for yourself

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

03.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now this is POWER RANKINGS

data is beautiful, etc

03.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#PlayYourKids hits new heights, Quakes get their star & more from Matchday 2

Including a canary in the coalmine giving a big, big warning about the Union's bad start to their Supporters' Shield defense.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/playyourkids...

02.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

standing side by side with the pro rel zealots facing down the Soccer United Marketing war profiteers what has the world come to

28.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really easy to just give in to cynicism tbh but we've got to keep pushing back and one of those places of pushback has to be @mls.bsky.social getting the fuck off polymarket

Not later, not after discussions

Right fucking now, my dogs

28.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A clipping of a spreadsheet titled "2026 POWER RANKINGS FORM GUIDE"

POWER RANKINGS freaks are going to get some mileage out of this and they don't deserve it to be honest

A clipping of a spreadsheet titled "2026 POWER RANKINGS FORM GUIDE" POWER RANKINGS freaks are going to get some mileage out of this and they don't deserve it to be honest

we're dealing with a lot of POWER in a spreadsheet it's getting dangerous

28.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And here are the offseason grades for the Western Conference.

Lots of *good* work, but one truly outstanding job happening out there. And yeah, it's LAFC.

Got to praise John Thorrington for his work this window – and every window, pretty much.
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26.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Offseason grades are in (one week late).

We're starting with the Eastern Conference, and folks, I'm finally about to give out some Fs. Including one to a Union team that's not playing to win the game.

tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/east-offseas...

25.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
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The Sunday night column is back!

Matchday 1 saw LAFC make a statement, Cincy dive into The Discourse & plenty more around MLS.

Including a performance for the ages by the wrong guy late on Sunday night.
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23.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

His stack of 5 books is really incredible work

21.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Early returns suggest a lack of a funny commercial this season, but the overly serious home depot one and Idris sitting on zoom from his spare office bedroom at gunpoint might have some legs

21.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here it is, my favorite column of the year: the 2026 Tiers of MLS!

All 30 teams, ranked by tier, with about 9000 words of analysis on why it’ll work β€” and why, quite possibly, it won’t β€” for each.

tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/ranking-all-...

19.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7
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Season preview time! Today I've got my 2026 predictions – MVP, Goalkeeper of the Year, Best XI and such.

Including a pretty damn compelling battle for Young Player of the Year.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/2026-predict...

16.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

Putting forward an award for future consideration: the "COME BACK!" Player of the Year, awarded to the outgoing transfer a team misses the most

18.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.

I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...

11.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 843    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 127
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Every MLS team's biggest tactical question for 2026 For some the question is "what are tactics" but we'll dig a little deeper than that.

Free newsletter: Every MLS team's biggest tactical question for 2026

My first launch on the Ghost ship!

tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/every-mls-te...

10.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

DO NOT ghost your inbox today,
there is a delivery on its way
okay

10.02.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tim Weah Controversy, Pepi's Spot in Jeopardy, and World Cup Starting XI with Marcelo Balboa Podcast Episode Β· Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogert and Tab Ramos Β· 02/04/2026 Β· 59m

Filled in for @tombogert.bsky.social yesterday hosting Inside American Soccer with Tab Ramos, and we invited Marcelo Balboa along as well.

Me, Tab & Chelo. You know, just three legends who have all contributed roughly the same amount to the growth of US soccer.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

04.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 MLS Points Over/Unders I joined Tom & Gass for in-depth 2026 prediction show on Soccerwise

Free newsletter: 2026 MLS Points Over/Unders, which in some ways is a measure of POWER!

Plus we're just hours away from our first installment of #MLSAfterDark for 2026.

We're back, baby!

open.substack.com/pub/tacticsf...

03.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No sportsbook is brave enough to come up with MLS points total over/unders... but I am!

Me, @tombogert.bsky.social & @empiregass.bsky.social break it down in what has rapidly become my favorite podcast of the entire year. All 30 teams. Let's fuckin' go.

02.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Every MLS team's biggest remaining roster question for 2026 Truth be told, there's not much left (except for the Quakes)

Free newsletter: With First Kick three weeks away I went team-by-team through MLS addressing the biggest remaining roster needs.

For some, it's quite a bit. For others, all the work seems done.
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30.01.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Chucky Lozano is going through the MLS equivalent of Infernal Affairs III (2003) as the Andy Lau (Senior Inspector Lau Kin-Ming) to Carlos Vela's Tony Leung (Chan Wing-Yan)

I've been thinking about this for a year

31.01.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing that 6-7 usa based mls clubs will be wearing USA69 and USA420 patches. I'm not sure what significance the years 1957 and 1606 have, but in a very real sense it might have something to do with the Sinai Peninsula and Greenland, respectively

31.01.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SOCCERWISER RETURNS 🚨

Friends of the show @mattdoyle.bsky.social & Bobby Warshaw join @empiregass.bsky.social for a MLS roster building spectacular πŸŽ‰

30.01.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Every MLS team's best Breakout Player candidate for 2026 Coming off a very bad week that made it hard to think about soccer

Free newsletter: Every MLS team's best Breakout Player candidate for 2026

(and an mea culpa on the lack of a newsletter last week)
open.substack.com/pub/tacticsf...

26.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

More like MBA sucker partnership with Polyfartket

26.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about how the *good* outcome is that, for the rest of my life, our country is involved in a mass de-Nazification project. If we're lucky, that's what being an American is for the next 40 years.

24.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every single game this year. Make them hear you

24.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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It’s time for teams and leagues to leave X Remaining on the platform condones horrific racist and sexist abuse.

We quit Twitter a long time ago but this still struck a nerve with some. That said, we’ve never regretted our decision.

www.sounderatheart.com/2026/01/its-...

04.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14