WINTER IN TEXAS
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WINTER IN TEXAS
11.01.2025 01:27 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0what the hell is this chill guy thing I hate being old
20.11.2024 18:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I hate this country
20.11.2024 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nah just a lot of gender
20.11.2024 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hi friend!
19.11.2024 04:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0F :(
18.11.2024 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what happened
18.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0lol we capped ours at 50
17.11.2024 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got married once before
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the liberal migration here will ironically make me use this more so I can dunk on them
15.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go join the Republicans we are pulling the Dems left here
15.11.2024 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in these trying times I try to just remind myself that love does prevail and communism will win
11.11.2024 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:(
10.11.2024 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a cowboys fan so how do you think I feel
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I got musk'd on the bird site
08.11.2024 01:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
chat I fucked up
19.10.2024 17:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
today's fit
18.10.2024 19:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0vio
17.10.2024 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a selfie this instant!
17.10.2024 18:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coworker: people really just ask me to hang out cause they're trying to date me or something
Me: Oh, you just seem cool I'm sorry people can't just appreciate you for your friendship
And so anyway he's my boyfriend now
I went to the gayborhood
04.09.2023 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
What's worse, getting cheated on, or finding out your partner is trying to cheat but no one else will fuck them
23.08.2023 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm here (at work) for the party (paying bills). Can't wait to get drunk and have fun (go home and play poe)
21.08.2023 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No
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Big heart
Bigger grin
Average body
Let's win
Boss: Hey Ricky Tightlips. I called you in today because, while you're doing great work, some coworkers think you're a little quiet. We enjoy tight comraderie here so I was wondering if there is anything we can do to get you to open up?
Ricky: I ain't talkin to no one
Wife invited a woman over that they were talking (and I'd never met). All 3 of us are naked in the bedroom within an hour
10.08.2023 15:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why did Anakin try it when Obi-Wan had the high ground? Is he stupid?
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