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What a fun night at the big queer takeover of Queen's House in Greenwich tonight. With the legendary David Hoyle, a danger, a menace, a pro.

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I am EXCITED for the results

In this new era of English Sectarian Politics Apparently, which sect are you in? I'm the one where you hit each other with frying pans and go gahdooiiiiinnnng

I'm not a Green voter but the clarity of "working hard should get you a nice life" is a relief to hear out loud. And reflects everything everyone I know says all the time.

Well ultimately we've learned that just the right pink blouse with a very chic shade of green dress looks fabulous. More as we have it.

You should be able to go on BBC iPlayer and everything the BBC have ever made is on there. You know it, I know it.

Somehow a light sandwich lunch has fuelled 15km of walking and a 2km swim this evening. I was knackered when I got up this morning. Bodies are baffling.

Yeah, I've done my bit for the cause

Good morning to this wee felly

Bored of getting up for work and being skint tbh

Well this is a fucking disaster and outrage!

Fool's Spring is helpful and I for one welcome our UK temporary fire-sphere overlord.

I've had maximum 3 wees today. This year of the fire horse is really dehydrating me, man.

😂

It seems to go straight to my back and shoulders. And I definitely haven't mastered the art of helpful breathing 👍

Stress has got right into my body this week and it's being very stubborn about leaving

I've burned my hand on a hot water bottle. I'm a big klutz

One where I feel sorry for everyone involved

Jesus. I just don't want her to be happy. And how is he "catching up with a mate" in Borsetshire. BOLLOCKS

You can't ruin Borsetshire Boke, it's more of a bin cheese #TheArchers

Stupidest village in the country. #TheArchers

Does Soosan have beef with Krusty? #TheArchers

Akram, you are a professional plumber, please please stop arseing about for a pittance to these ingrates! Because you're also not very good at it #TheArchers

The kind of day where only the soothing pap/annoying nonsense of #TheArchers will do

Just need to get through next two weeks with sanity intact. I feel unbalanced. I do not care for it.

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A big fine for that. Huge.

Give us another one! Give us another one!

I respect petty unhelpfulness

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The Borchester Show, DOOMED?! #TheArchers

A freeski big air commentator just described "A SEA MONSTER OF A JUMP" and I might steal sea monster as a superlative.