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@jkwilliams.bsky.social

Conflicted BYU fan. Weddings, parties, anything, and bongo jazz a speciality.

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Breaking News: The Trump administration has announced a new unit of time: the magasecond, or the time from when a policy is announced to when it is rescinded.

24.04.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A colleague passed away. His family asked for donations to โ€œBlacks in Government,โ€ which he was involved with for decades. Reply from racist woman: โ€œI honestly have an aversion to supporting DEI or otherwise selective charities. I will donate for [a plaque] but not for โ€˜Blacks in Government Inc.โ€™โ€

10.12.2024 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife was at Goodwill and saw a couple of Mormon missionaries. She overheard the following from two women in line:
โ€œWhat do those Mormons believe, anyway?โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know, but they arenโ€™t allowed to have windows.โ€

21.11.2024 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’™

20.11.2024 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine?
Wife: Iโ€™m really struggling with depression.
Kevin: These charts say you shouldnโ€™t be.

19.11.2024 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like starting a business making bumper stickers that read, โ€œDonโ€™t blame me. I know how tariffs work.โ€

19.11.2024 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sister, who is married to a GA, once randomly told my wife how garments are a blessing because husbands know not to ask wives to wear lingerie. My wife said, โ€œUm, I *like* getting lingerie, and my husband likes it on me.โ€ My sister was horrified.

19.11.2024 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another thread brought up this question: How do Mormons define โ€œhappinessโ€? I always thought happiness was keeping the commandments. If I was doing what I should, I was happy, no matter how I felt.

19.11.2024 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Family includes everyone! โค๏ธ

17.11.2024 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32987    ๐Ÿ” 22215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 809    ๐Ÿ“Œ 923

He uses the shit-ball approach. His โ€œargumentโ€ starts as a small ball of shit, which he rolls in an ever-expanding spiral away from the point until whatโ€™s left is a massive, faint beige stain, and you canโ€™t remember what the original topic was. Oh, and adds charts.

19.11.2024 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank God I was never like Kevin. Ugh.

19.11.2024 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, when I was a believer, I would have said I was happy, even though I had long-term untreated clinical depression.

19.11.2024 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.11.2024 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I heard that talk cited multiple times on my mission in the mid-1980s.

18.11.2024 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m home, thankfully. I spent about 5 hours in the ER.

18.11.2024 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, been using them what a refreshing change from that sewer.

18.11.2024 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks. They have me on steroids. Fingers crossed.

17.11.2024 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Normal temp, still tired and weird rash things on my legs.

17.11.2024 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The weekend started badly: 103 fever, trip to the ER, lots of tests, diagnosis of erythema nodosum (literally bumpy rash). But I come here, and there are no Nazis and no Mormon white supremacists. So, things are looking up.

17.11.2024 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œThe Deep Sleep,โ€ Wright Morris, 1953. Ostensibly about family and grief, this beautifully written book explores how we fill in the gaps of our lives with meaning and myth.

17.11.2024 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Elvis Costelloโ€™s 500 Must-Have Albums, from Rap to Classical The rock star compiles his favorite albums, ranging from Eminem to Mozart.

Working my way through this list. Worth every minute.

www.vanityfair.com/culture/2000...

17.11.2024 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wright Morris
Reflection in Oval Mirror, The Home Place, 1947

17.11.2024 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ll give this a shot.

17.11.2024 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, Iโ€™d had enough of that hellhole.

16.11.2024 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America: Prices are too high!
Also America: Letโ€™s make all imported goods 20% more expensive!

09.11.2024 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new way to incel

19.10.2023 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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