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early 30s thing. a creature. it/its

53 Followers  |  110 Following  |  240 Posts  |  Joined: 18.01.2024  |  2.2017

Latest posts by biteablepet.bsky.social on Bluesky

she wants to start lactating herself now :3

31.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

todayโ€™s progress: i have abstracted over execution models in rust so you can annotate regions of code as cpu, blocking, or async io and let the caller choose the execution scheme e.g. rayon + smol or single threaded or etc

i got distracted

31.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why does adderall make me so damn horny lmao

31.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to lose two feet of height and have 100% of that mass go into my tits

31.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i follow the golden rule

31.10.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after a series of events i wound up sitting on top of her and milked myself into her mouth as i watched her brain chemistry getting permanently altered

31.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

met a girl at the bar on friday and watched her put on a muzzle, then immediately asked her โ€œso how do you feel about mecha?โ€

27.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

todayโ€™s progress: cracked open my old laptop and got a git server running on my nas so i can keep getting some work done on this thing while iโ€™m in portland. discovered moltenvk doesnโ€™t support some extensions i was hoping to use so iโ€™m either going to work on assets or switch away from those

24.10.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so i didnโ€™t figure out bindless rendering last night but i did write vulkan so bad that my entire computer locked up for five seconds when i launched it, freezing everything including system audio and the mouse

23.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been writing a vulkan renderer in rust lately

using rust professionally iโ€™m very confident in that but itโ€™s my first time using a low level graphics api

iโ€™ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so iโ€™m basically amazing

next up is displaying a mesh, so iโ€™ve gotta figure out bindless stuff

22.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(my last post) not like that!!!

19.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man what the fuck

19.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it so much to ask that if i ask the woman i slept with last night if i looked hot at the gym she could not
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing

19.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is one of my favorite videos of all time

17.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i donโ€™t think glarb could manage versus the higher end cEDH threats like whatever rograkh variant is running around these days, but iโ€™d love to be proven wrong. do you have any pointers?

16.10.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ•ฏ
๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ
๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ
something
๐Ÿ•ฏ lesbian will ๐Ÿ•ฏ
happen to you
๐Ÿ•ฏ soon ๐Ÿ•ฏ
๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ
๐Ÿ•ฏ

15.10.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1668    ๐Ÿ” 577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

i wish my brain was functional even like 30% of days lately

14.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two pot pies before baking

two pot pies before baking

two pot pies after baking

two pot pies after baking

made pot pies last night they were so damn good

14.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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many of you

13.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2056    ๐Ÿ” 615    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

upset tummy disease

12.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'll bring miku back even if it kills me
I forbid you to die!
Then I'll come back alive even if it kills me

I'll bring miku back even if it kills me I forbid you to die! Then I'll come back alive even if it kills me

29.08.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feel like iโ€™m going to trip and break into my constituent legos

02.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

plus every time she comes up to you and sneezes on you she doesnโ€™t have to sneeze anymore, clearly you fixed it

so it reinforces the behavior

02.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sheโ€™s so good at it

02.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been meaning to get back to pumping and seeing these posts has given me the inspiration so in a way youโ€™re also causing lactation in completely unrelated women too

02.10.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i did this and then grew another two sizes so i couldnโ€™t even justify wearing them anymore :(

suffering from success i guess

25.09.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

constantly testing the boundary of โ€œhow thin of a shirt can i wear and still have people consider me clothedโ€

24.09.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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jessica!
#reverse1999

20.07.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seeing all these recent npm supply chain attacks get โ€œmitigatedโ€ by delaying the install of new packages makes me think future npm worms will have much more time to work their way into the ecosystem

16.09.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pet that dawg

#deer ๐ŸฆŒ

11.09.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 314    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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