CW

“On behalf of the President of the United States and a grateful nation, the president would like to remind you the Dow is almost at 50K.”

Wars can only be declared by Congress.

Taxes can only be levied by Congress.

Spending can only be appropriated by Congress.

Laws can only be passed by Congress.

Any President who refuses to work with Congress is an enemy of the Constitution and the rule of law.

“man bad, we killed man, that makes us good” is real baby-brained stuff

With Trump, there's always a tweet.

Comer Pyle, Beetlejuice Rub n Tug, and Nancy Basketcase.

RFK Jr looks like deathbed Yoda.

He gives out the Presidential Medal of Freedom like it’s candy.

Lots of Boomers too.

C’mon, Aileen!!!

Kash drowned his gullet in alcohol for our sins.

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:

"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

Makes me miss Hoover.

Amy, you’re a clown. 🤡

I wonder if the bed spins like in Austin Powers?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

‘You're laughing? Prince Andrew got arrested on his birthday and you're laughing?’

Here’s a photograph of the Epstein Class meeting to discuss world domination.

The Epstein Class, seen here voting on which anti-AOC narrative to provide to the news media.

Remember when he said Biden never knew what was going on in his administration?

You can’t have a name like “Markwayne” and not be a mouth breathing idiot.

Stop trying to make “panican” happen, Don.

All Un-American Rejects

This is funny.

Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"

She hasn’t earned a promotion.