Ste Djones

Came home from work, I can't trust a fart.
So.......
I may as well continue this....
#OrchidWatch Day 78
Still going strong
Maybe my Dear Wife has met her match.

Thank god that feeling has waned

My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.

Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..

50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

Thank you!

I feel a road trip this weekend

Billie Piper announced as the new BBC Director General but we've got to wait until next Christmas to find out why.

My pledges for DG of the BBC
- no celebs presenting documentaries
- 3 set sitcoms recorded in front of a TV audience
- no Tufton St shitehawks ever
- proper music programmes
- Claudia Winkleman to be renamed Claudia Manwinkle

Me,flirting

if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

a chimpanzee making a funny face while sitting in a car ALT: a chimpanzee making a funny face while sitting in a car

Who called them creationists

And not primate change deniers?

#FridayFuckology

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue jumps in shock as Green floats idly by him. Green: I don't feel like doing today. Blue turns his head to follow where Green is going as Green floats further away. Blue: Doing what today? Green: Just the whole day. Any of it. As Green drifts out of sight, Blue raises his eyebrow, puzzled, watching where Green drifted off to. Blue: Also why are you floating? Green, out of frame: I got excommuned by gravity. Blue stares after Green, now in blank bafflement. Blue: ...What?

In the garden today. Apparently his name is Len

Woman who claimed to be Madeleine McCann found guilty of harassing family Julia Wandelt is cleared of stalking Kate and Gerry McCann. The trial heard there was

I am Sparticus!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

You need a degree in engineering to fit a toilet seat nowadays

Daily giggles (1 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Headlines #TrickOrTreat #Potato #Optimist #Pessimist #Me #Panda #Argument #Food

I’d like to do a series of these.

More funnies. Saw these and had to share. Xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Birds #Delivery

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Maisey looks jubilant at Ptolemy's demise
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Poster in a classis comic page style with bright colours and cartoon icons including speech and thinking bubbles. The heading is Rhondda Drawn and Read in 3D style white drawing.

Rhondda Drawn and Read is a new intergenerational #zine and #comics project in and for the #Rhondda Fawr.

Created by The Friends of Wattstown Memorial Park, writing & drawing workshops will collect stories from those living and working here. A collective comic will be made to share the stories.

Rhondda Drawn and Read I'm currently devising a schedule of zine and comic making workshops in the local community along the Rhondda Fawr valley. For those of you unfamiliar with the region - the Rhondda is an area of South...

The Rhondda has been made & simultaneously unmade by coal. It's been many, many years since mining ended here but coal continues to be the over-riding narrative for us. We want to change the narrative to reflect the real Rhondda of today.
Gayle #art blogs:

www.gaylerogersart.com/post/rhondda...

Friday.

My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout.

It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today.

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I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :)

Thank you!

Sheep with black face and thick brown fleece.

Two newly sheared sheep walking across grassy field. Sheep in front is white and approximately 1 metre in front of black sheep.

White faced sheep with thick white fleece.

Shearing over for another year. Before and after pics of Leroy Brown and Prince Arthur. Welsh Units. @sallyrose.bsky.social @helyg.bsky.social @olgapecorelle.bsky.social @welshbigguy.bsky.social @sonsiethescottie.bsky.social @themerl.bsky.social #DaftSheep #ReadyForHeatwave

Is that expensive for out there?
The most expensive coffee in the world has gone through a cat's digestive system!

I had to get this idea out of my head. Giclee prints now available in my shop. Buy all 4 and get a £20 discount PLUS if you use the code: TOKYO you’ll receive another 15% OFF any order!

Please do share as things are SO slow for us struggling artists

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Thank you!

Open sided garden room with plant to left, overhead beams & tiled floor. Two low wooden coffee tables and a benched seating area against back wooden wall which has signs and a star decoration on.

A vegetable plot with grass paths crossing. To left a wigwam of sticks, a metal arch to right.

Table with china tea set and two iced buns on plates. Open countryside in distance.

Gravel paths winding around rose garden with low hedges. There is a small bird bath in centre. Trees in distance.

Visited some gorgeous local NGS Open Gardens (Llangeinor & Cefn Cribwr) over the weekend: beautiful gardens, lovely people, amazing cakes. @sallyrose.bsky.social @helyg.bsky.social @welshbigguy.bsky.social @sonsiethescottie.bsky.social @huwirrancadaviesms.bsky.social #NGS #GardensOpenForCharity

I saw this in a garden in Cefn Cribwr yesterday and now I want one going around my vegetable patch. Would it deter the pesky squirrels? @sallyrose.bsky.social @helyg.bsky.social @masterwoodchip.bsky.social @welshbigguy.bsky.social @lifeisamazing.bsky.social @romanpalace.bsky.social

That'd be great
The squirrels could change between driver, guard and station master, daily.
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