Kale krispy-kale - Bluesky Statics

Y'all gotta stop acting like artists owe you shit

Except my commissioners I do owe you shit I'm working on it I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so

16.03.2025 02:15 — 👍 8484 🔁 884 💬 61 📌 11

elon musks method of childcare:

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politicians should only earn minimum wage. they they’d know whether or not we can fuckin live on it.

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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snapchat can go to hell. sending me ads and tricking me. I see that lil red bubble, click on it thinkin it’s a friend, only to see an AD 👿👿👿

15.02.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why does musky boy wear those stupid lil hats ALL THE TIME 😭 like, sorry, i cannot take anyone seriously when you look like a middle schooler wearing your dad’s ol’ ball cap.

12.02.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sticker designs up and coming!
#emo #stickers #merch

10.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I am *so* slowly learning about animation 💀

go listen to the song tho!
open.spotify.com/track/0Ep683...

01.02.2025 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Juliet” is out on all platforms! This song was one of our firsts, and we are so happy that others are enjoying it 🖤 #poppunk #emo #kcmusic #newmusic #kansascity

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Miss Maya enjoyin the window #cats #pet #cute

28.01.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our song “Roots,” out on all platforms! #emo #punk #poppunk #newmusic
open.spotify.com/track/0c92Tz...

28.01.2025 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

In lieu of TikTok and Twitter I’ve started opening my banking app just to have something else to look at in between the other two apps I actually use.

27.01.2025 23:45 — 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1

lil feets #cat #cute #catpics

27.01.2025 17:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

headaches should be illegal

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Third time being played on the radio 🤯

27.01.2025 05:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The Savior” - LVNDLOCKED.
We enjoyed seeing you all turn out at The Rino this weekend! #music #kansascity #emo #newmusic #kc

26.01.2025 21:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LVNDLOCKED Artist · 1.9K monthly listeners.

For those wanting to check out an emo band in Kansas City 👀
Its kinda a mix of emo, rock, screamo, but I’ve seen so many of yall looking for new emo music so 🤲🏻 🎁
#emo #emomusic #kansascity #newmusic #lgbtq #lgbtqartist
open.spotify.com/artist/6u59W...

24.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LVNDLOCKED has a gig tonight AND tomorrow night! *AND* i won’t be super stressed this weekend 😮‍💨

24.01.2025 16:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am Losing my mind seeing some ppl come out of the woodworks with their blatant ignorance and racism regarding the tiktok ban. People my own grown age spreading false information and hateful rhetoric. PLEASE fact check before posting/commenting things, for fuck’s sake.

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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"

buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs

02.01.2025 22:01 — 👍 10876 🔁 1250 💬 113 📌 38

icons

03.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for those of u who don’t remember 2016 kale when he had twitter and wouldn’t stfu, congrats. i’m back at it again for 2025.

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02.01.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

02.01.2025 13:57 — 👍 10859 🔁 940 💬 155 📌 46

forget attachment styles, i need a test that pairs ppl up based on how y’all keep house. trauma this, ptsd that, just gimme a test so i know how difficult it is to ask this person to help me

02.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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