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An article about how awesome Candystand dot com is, written contemporaneously

An article about how awesome Candystand dot com is, written contemporaneously

Ahh, I love everything about this article from November 1999...Real journalism, folks!

02.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 12
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Death of a Hellhound #ffrightart

17.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Patches
@mostly_cheese
OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely yes

Patches @mostly_cheese OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers DETECTIVE: dear god OFFICER: most likely yes

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

07.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2825    πŸ” 791    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 17
Linkin Park app for iPhone in 2012

Linkin Park app for iPhone in 2012

Linkin Park app for iPhone in 2012

01.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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A new front in The War of Protein ...
@theonion.com

01.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 16
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Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

27.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8283    πŸ” 2352    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 119
Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse:
"Good."
"Very."
"Agreed."
Then they all walk off down the hill.

Caption:
Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

01.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1087    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 12
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Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

27.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2086    πŸ” 647    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 54
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: β€œBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7816    πŸ” 1875    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 137
A crow says "I just want to"

A crow says "I just want to"

"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down

"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down

27.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4579    πŸ” 1354    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15
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wolfboy

27.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4568    πŸ” 1262    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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Le Guide Complete - The Legend of Zelda - Turok 2 / Guide book / Mega Console / 1999

27.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good

26.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5628    πŸ” 1906    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 0
a road at night. a passing car's headlights briefly illuminate a hunched, humanoid creature standing in the ditch. it's head is reptilian. behind, in the darkness, two shadowy figures look on with eyes that shine

a road at night. a passing car's headlights briefly illuminate a hunched, humanoid creature standing in the ditch. it's head is reptilian. behind, in the darkness, two shadowy figures look on with eyes that shine

Record number of missing pets and children shortly after the fire and subsequent closure of the government-run research and development facility located outside of the Nevada desert

26.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1524    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

At least Stolz der Nation 2 will have plenty of IMAX dates

26.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what are all the film nerds who said shorter theatrical windows were a greater threat than far-right control of the media up to these days

26.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A saucer leaves the scene of a cattle abduction. A drag path leads from a barn to a circular formation in the grass.

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

A featureless face emerged from the darkness

β€œThe sky keeps swallowing our cattle.”

26.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1006    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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Harvester (1996)

26.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

any of those snowballs could have contained a rock, resulting in innocent police officers transforming into fool-saint figures in a backwoods Canadian town

25.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.

a 3d stylized piece of a girl running with a large bubble wand, accompanied by a horse, a dog, and a cat, in a sunny field.

joy and whimsy

25.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6439    πŸ” 1529    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 3
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25.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 17

One of the craziest things about Musk-era twitter is that because linking to anything is penalized by the algo, no one uses links and you have NO IDEA where any of the info you see is coming from. It's madness!

24.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4097    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 101
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In 2024 Rufo offered $5000 to anyone who could prove Haitian migrants were eating pets.

Then he turns around and wonders why the brains of so many people on the right have melted into conspiracy slop

24.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2514    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 21
An Avatar glowing woodsprite desk toy for sale

An Avatar glowing woodsprite desk toy for sale

There are life trees everywhere for those with eyes to see

24.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you just spend an evening looking for a t-shirt you saw in a old news report about the chupacabra (the t-shirt has the chupacabra on it)

24.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want a computer powered by the green satan goo from prince of darkness

24.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1849    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 11
ripley's believe it or not billboard, route a1a, florida, 1979

ripley's believe it or not billboard, route a1a, florida, 1979

ripley's believe it or not billboard, route a1a, florida, 1979

23.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
parrot jungle, miami, florida, 1990

parrot jungle, miami, florida, 1990

parrot jungle, miami, florida, 1990

23.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Especially how this was used to suspend or at least stigmatize moderation. People aren't all looking to yell back and win in the arena of ideas, they just want weirdos to not harass them

23.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Low key the idea that people come to social media for debate is one of the things that's ruined it the most. People want to go online to talk about the Dodgers actually not be serious takemongers 24/7

23.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0