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Japanese folklore figure "Kuchisake-onna"

09.02.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 809    ๐Ÿ” 178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Elmo
@elmo
ยท
1h
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! โค๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฐ
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo ยท 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! โค๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฐ Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32066    ๐Ÿ” 5777    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 770    ๐Ÿ“Œ 423

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20992    ๐Ÿ” 4938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

09.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15262    ๐Ÿ” 3422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

09.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4012    ๐Ÿ” 1206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80
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American jingoism parodied in THE EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF MR WEST IN THE LAND OF THE BOLSHEVIKS. A Russian conman salutes the flag socks of an American abroad to convey his deep and most sincere respect for the USA.

08.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

08.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4483    ๐Ÿ” 895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
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woof

08.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1504    ๐Ÿ” 424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

07.02.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38171    ๐Ÿ” 6894    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 304    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137
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User hatingongodot:

โ€œIn 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, โ€œDo not let the historian find out about this.โ€ To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the kingโ€™s fall.โ€œ

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

User Shitacademicswrite:

i thought maybe this was fake, but thereโ€™s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejongโ€™s Reign (1404), February 8.

Screenshot from Tumblr User hatingongodot: โ€œIn 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, โ€œDo not let the historian find out about this.โ€ To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the kingโ€™s fall.โ€œ LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy User Shitacademicswrite: i thought maybe this was fake, but thereโ€™s even a citation! Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejongโ€™s Reign (1404), February 8.

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

08.02.2026 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2240    ๐Ÿ” 932    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

07.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7230    ๐Ÿ” 2211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Celebrities who went on record with a sincere belief they could psychically control street lights:
1. Aaron Sorkin
2. Charlie Kirk

08.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pine marten standing tall, with hands over his forehead in a searching pose on top of a tree stump. He's in a forest of yellow trees, backed with a colorful mountain backdrop

A pine marten standing tall, with hands over his forehead in a searching pose on top of a tree stump. He's in a forest of yellow trees, backed with a colorful mountain backdrop

Took an unfinished piece and kinda.... "finished" it. Still dubious about the way it looks though lol

#furry #furryart #martenposting

04.02.2026 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two kingfishers are sitting on a willow branch

Two kingfishers are sitting on a willow branch

Kingfishers for @jodiodg.bsky.social ๐Ÿชถ

#illustration #watercolors #bird #Vgencomm #VGenOpen #commission

02.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œHi y'all, itโ€™s Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test." ๐Ÿงต 1/2174

07.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An ad for Crystal Dynamics, featuring Gex, front and center. It promises "multiple games, multiple platforms, multiple orgasms."

An ad for Crystal Dynamics, featuring Gex, front and center. It promises "multiple games, multiple platforms, multiple orgasms."

Okay I buried the lede here. In the 1995 E3 Show Daily, Crystal Dynamics ran an ad that promised, in no uncertain terms, that playing Gex would give you "multiple orgasms"

They ran this ad at a professional event

06.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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some lil guys

06.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 940    ๐Ÿ” 288    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16536    ๐Ÿ” 4791    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
Two crows march through a snowy field. They see a pile of snow on top of a fence post. "Heh, that lump of snow looks like..." starts one... Close up of the lump of snow that is revealed to be a living snowy owl. "Gasp" exhales one crow. "...a spirit!" exclaims the second.

Two crows march through a snowy field. They see a pile of snow on top of a fence post. "Heh, that lump of snow looks like..." starts one... Close up of the lump of snow that is revealed to be a living snowy owl. "Gasp" exhales one crow. "...a spirit!" exclaims the second.

Snowy Lump #oldknees

06.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2807    ๐Ÿ” 632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A red plastic lunchbox with an image of Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, and Daffy Duck, all striking poses while decked out in denim. Bugs is wearing a baseball cap, Daffy a sideways visor, and Wile E. a sleeveless t-shirt, tucked into his jeans. To the side is a fictitious denim label that reads "Looney Tunes Blues"

A red plastic lunchbox with an image of Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, and Daffy Duck, all striking poses while decked out in denim. Bugs is wearing a baseball cap, Daffy a sideways visor, and Wile E. a sleeveless t-shirt, tucked into his jeans. To the side is a fictitious denim label that reads "Looney Tunes Blues"

Day #173: Looney Tunes (1997)

04.12.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?

06.02.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2002    ๐Ÿ” 376    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

90s developers adapting media properties to the ps1

05.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 491    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

06.02.2026 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14186    ๐Ÿ” 3409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 331    ๐Ÿ“Œ 160
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๐Ÿค๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿค

06.12.2024 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 556    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sketch of my raccoon oc with her tongue out

Sketch of my raccoon oc with her tongue out

The creature

05.02.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2163    ๐Ÿ” 448    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.

But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?

05.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3708    ๐Ÿ” 740    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Isaac Asimov was a founder of modern science fiction. His work and ideas inform almost everything.

He was also a serial sexual harasser, something confirmed by multiple first-person accountings from members of East Coast fandom.

05.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1919    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So:

In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.

05.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3116    ๐Ÿ” 1063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 113
The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

The Blair Witch Project website in 1999

#WebDesignHistory

05.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
A blue plastic lunchbox with the Goosebumps logo and an illustration of a group of teenage reptile/dinosaur/alien-type creatures, hanging out in a payphone booth

A blue plastic lunchbox with the Goosebumps logo and an illustration of a group of teenage reptile/dinosaur/alien-type creatures, hanging out in a payphone booth

Day #207: Goosebumps (1997)

04.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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