courtney 🦇

You wanna hear a story about how me and this bitch here fell out? It’s kinda long, but it’s full of suspense.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

human Popeye looking mfer

Jeremy Renner seems to suck pretty bad

Bring Her Back is a phenomenal movie but I didn't expect to trip out over how much Sally Hawkins looks exactly like what my best friend will look like in 20 years.

there's a common thread here...some kind of connective tissue...something something

Mamdani already moving the needle on sex offenders, you love to see it

Dick Cheney dead

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Ian Brennan & Max Winkler watching Ryan Murphy get all the criticisms for the serial killer MCU show

I watched 28 Years Later on Tuesday night and Wednesday night so I've seen it thrice now and I cried every time 🥲

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

idk next Ozgood Perkins movie should be about some guys named Brian Blurphy & Lian Lennan getting into ALL sorts of stupid bullshit

You gotta find a way to blame a woman for that guy being a serial killer huh? You really needed her to be the one who "introduced him" to macabre shit that 'inspired him' Poor lil simpleton just didn't know no better?? Pathetic.

I haven't seen any season of that fuck ass show, but whoop boi this one seems extra fucking ridiculous.

The Anthony Perkins stuff in particular is nauseating. But also fuck them for writing this weird misogynistic fanfic about Adeline Watkins....

Robert Bloch: I kinda saw a news article about some guy in a small town who killed some people & got away with it for awhile. I'm going to write a book based around this vague idea.

Ian Brennan & Ryan Murphy: Ed Gein and Anthony Perkins were basically the same guy did you know that ?

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rest in peace

Describe a single historical precedent for defeating authoritarians by being nicer to them.

‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts Armed with a revolver, the 16-year-old shooter systematically reloaded and fired as he wandered the school, trying to find new targets, police say.

We don't yet have any idea what the ideology of the Kirk shooter was.

But we do know that the Denver school shooter was a far-right white supremacist.

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Alt text: A tweet from Pete Hegseth reads: “Pronouns UPDATED: She/Her/Fired.” Below is a screenshot of a post by Libs of TikTok saying: “Yikes. This she/her Navy Commander is apparently a medical director for ‘transgender healthcare’ at a Naval center in California. Can you please look into this? @PeteHegseth @DODResponse.” The image shows a Navy officer’s profile with a rainbow background, pronouns listed as “She/Her,” and the role described as “Deputy Medical Director for Transgender Healthcare.” Red boxes highlight the pronouns and the words “Transgender Healthcare.”

This is the digital stasi. Social media influencers utilizing tips from followers for content that they monetize while working with state actors to target the people they want.

It's all a spectacle packaged as content. Destroying people's lives for profitable ideological bloodsport.

whoever sold their perfectly good percocet in good faith in exchange for this guy got a raw deal

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

I should dress my car up for Halloween as the car from Weapons

I saw Weapons again & my date pointed out that Justine drives the same car, same color as me.

I guess I didn't notice the first time I saw it.

I think more people should listen to Bang! Pow! Boom! by Insane Clown Posse

been listening to Bang! Pow! Boom! by thee Insane Clown Posse a lot lately

growing up in rural Illinois is a lifetime of hearing about how shitty Illinois is and then you're an adult and realize Illinois is the best fuckin place to be in da whole wild friggin worlddddd

Absolutely, I've always been a library kid. My mom cleaned ours once a week for extra cash! I'm def the library friend now lol

🔥 exactly! And also now there are more people in my area who recognize me and say hello! It's like absolutely no cons.

There's one lady who went by herself & now whenever I see her she tells me about this Irish Romance series she's been reading😂

I taught a painting class for adults at my library and it was a blast! It was only $10 a person too! Everyone keeps asking for another one 🔥