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oh. you’re not saying you don’t know how to use one

uh you just shake them?

"Influencer" like "Influenza"... And both spread across the society like a disease of virus... #TinkyAboutIt...

there is this one kinda strange guy at my school who is really into cybersecurity and he keeps putting up flyers with qr codes that say stuff like "video evidence of your fellow student's penetration expertise" and this is scaring people

kinda dooming over the fact that gavin newsom sucks and at this rate he’s gonna plow through the primaries in 2028

how it feels to not get your news from a dubious instagram infographic with pastel gradients and flashy typography and a grain filter

“slippery slope fallacy” has to be the worst one because tbh a lot of slopes are legitimately slippery!

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING: Dubai Chocolate => Do Buy Chocolate

swim

unless the cable is coily

people don't like bureaucracy because it is the most honest part of government and dishonesty in politics is the public's revealed preference

it's still really something that they went in looking for waste & fraud in the government and found basically none and kinda just quietly retired that narrative but not the priors that led them there

lol

the one “insufferable person archetype” i see in myself is like, the “not even that” guy who habitually counters anything you say, no matter how inconsequential, and makes conversations unpleasant by doing so. i try hard not to be that person. but like i am such a stickler for precision!

you think zohran mamdani played undertale

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ok but actually when i used adobe flash regularly i legit always saw things in terms of how they would be created/manipulated in flash. major tetris effect

they’re still trying to invent a normal way for your fingers to wrap around the phone in mirror selfies

i know em dashes are correct but sometimes i will do space-hyphen-space to not seem like too much of a tryhard

GDP: GooDeconomy Points

phrenologists be like "skull issue"

when you look into the cockpit and see a homestuck pilot:

i need food to survive.

now replace “food” with “air”. still true

they should invent a bios that isn't kinda creepy

PROBABLY greater than 50%, possibly much greater than 50%

i honestly think possibly 80% of people are bisexual

okay, here goes nothing… imagine a… ARGH. i didn’t think this far ahead. im sorry. im such a fucking failure

just went to the store and they had bluesky cereal with bluesky marshmallows

"go into trades" is adviceslop

im kinda iffy about it personally