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they’re still trying to invent a normal way for your fingers to wrap around the phone in mirror selfies

i know em dashes are correct but sometimes i will do space-hyphen-space to not seem like too much of a tryhard

GDP: GooDeconomy Points

phrenologists be like "skull issue"

when you look into the cockpit and see a homestuck pilot:

i need food to survive.

now replace “food” with “air”. still true

they should invent a bios that isn't kinda creepy

PROBABLY greater than 50%, possibly much greater than 50%

i honestly think possibly 80% of people are bisexual

okay, here goes nothing… imagine a… ARGH. i didn’t think this far ahead. im sorry. im such a fucking failure

just went to the store and they had bluesky cereal with bluesky marshmallows

"go into trades" is adviceslop

im kinda iffy about it personally

how do we feel about gay people attending pride parades, like unambiguously gay sex-having individuals

pibby is spiritually banksy

im not sure i want to take this class anymore

ever noticed how some people constantly push how rude they can be while staying within relative social acceptability, so nobody calls it out but everyone is put off

how can i be an ageist when my grandma is old

ruth bader ginsburg? more like rage baiter ginsburg the way she died on us like that 💀

ngl having a birthday coming up does put a little pep in your step

do you think jeffrey epstein is in the epstein files. i guess it’s in the name so it would make sense…

a lot of bizarrely niche stuff does

if you get nervous while speaking, just imagine the audience in their undertale

american water is great & features malkmus most heavily. personal fav is natural bridge tho

do you like silver jews

the dumbest person you know look at you and say “yeah, a department of government efficiency is a good idea *in theory*…”

except for mark robinson

zohran is proving that digital footprint isn’t going to be a dealbreaker in politics which is good.

squirrel to more competitive squirrel: