Natalie

He wants you to have a nice day :)

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

Listening to Moonsorrow and TrollfesT in readiness for next week and I'm just like......

How has it been ten years since Moonsorrow released an album, I am starving

And also why does entirely English-vocals TrollfesT feel so cursed?!

Jamie every time he goes to order Warhammer "it's okay, paypal does pay in three!" 😂🤦

They dance ✨🐺❤️🐰✨

You're the support band playing to like nine people. Get a grip

The singer is also singling people out in general, what an absolute bell whiff

I tell you an absolute sure fire way to immediately put me off a band

Being called out for daring to sit down at the side rather than being right at the start, and I mean being called on specifically

Fuck whoever this band currently onstage is. Sorry for being tired 👎🏻

please support my "Jared Leto for Snape" fan petition

@lunarglitch.bsky.social here is my brother's cat for your consideration, her name is Baby (she had it when they adopted her) but they say it is short for Babybel

Shout out who else feeling a lot safer in the UK now we can't view client's imgur OC reference galleries for commission work.

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

A bowl with a skeleton sitting in it like Geralt in the tub

Geralt died

🎃

Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

He also had to go into his van to get the parcel out which makes me think he didn't bring it at all - since I definitely intercepted him before he made it back to his van, lol

Nope! I also remember another time I chased the postman down my hill (😂) because Jamie got a text notification saying his parcel was going back to the depot. I was home the whole time and the buzzer didn't go!

Meanwhile in the UK, I chose to divert a recent Evri package to a parcel collection point since me and Jamie wouldn't be in. Guess who still tried to deliver it and left a "sorry we missed you" card 🙃

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS DANNY were they too fucking cheap to pay him for a full soundtrack, yikes 👎🏻

You know when you find a game so good, 10/10, best ever. And then they follow it up with another similar game. Also amazing, 10/10. And then they follow it up with something so gash that it makes you not want to ever play the two games you love again? Yeah, that. 👎🏻

They aren't gonna fuck you Keir

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Listening to Splinter by The Offspring. Back when I was listening to it in 2003, for some reason Americana (1999) felt like an old album but there's only like four years between them?!?!

And now they're both "old" albums and I am old. 😂😂

I wish I had ur skills, my skill is the exact opposite. I had this sweet tiny lady in work tell me I need to pick rounder watermelons with yellow field spots but nah, still garbage every time 🙃

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

yep 💔

Somewhat annoyingly, the third headliner that clashes with LOTL and P9 is also a band I'd have wanted to try and see too 😑

Genuine, genuine question. As a fairly small festival, why would you clash your main headliner that you're probably paying the most money for with TWO other bands

Me: "I'm so excited to see Lord Of The Lost and Psyclon Nine at Amphi fest, after Nachtblut I think they're my two biggest must-sees!"
Me, after seeing the schedule posted just now: "Well I guess I'll just go fuck myself"