Darth Noobeus @darthnoobeus

Trying to decide on the new logo? Any thoughts?

07.11.2025 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI gave me the best recipe for no egg chocolate chip cookies. They’re good!!

07.11.2025 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On gawd

07.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Students said my staff award looks like a buttplug now I can’t unsee it.

27.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

22.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Belt to ass #ghostofyotei

09.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cod is poopy and the dookie #callofduty

09.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

People complaining among $30 for Xbox game pass. Just get another job. It’s not like gaming is a luxury.

07.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there are nine people in the room and you allow one racist person in to hang with you, there are now 10 racist in a room.

26.09.2025 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I could stream to Bluesky like raggedy ass Twitter/X does! I refuse to open up that WS trash ass app.

20.09.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Twitch Twitch is the world

twitch.tv/darth_noobeu...

15.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@thomhartmann.bsky.social what happened to Robert Kennedy jr? Real question. Thought you could help me understand?

05.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ever wondered how a simple comment can lead to unexpected chaos? 🤔 Dive into the whirlwind of reactions as this creator shares their experience getting banned from Twitch for mentioning the orange man... TikTok video by darth_noobeus

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30.08.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man. Embarrassing for Dean Cain.

ICE posting his training session like it’s some kind of “Man of Steel” flex. Although it tracks with the incompetent, undertrained ICE agents we’re seeing on the streets.

23.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 9938 🔁 2347 💬 2206 📌 627

private music - Album by Deftones Private Music is the tenth studio album by American alternative metal band Deftones. It was released on August 22, 2025, through Reprise and Warner Records. It was preceded by two singles, "My Mind Is...

Out now! My favorite rock band just dropped a new one! #deftones

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23.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

16.08.2025 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.

14.08.2025 14:51 — 👍 11762 🔁 4067 💬 666 📌 369

14.08.2025 05:28 — 👍 6408 🔁 2060 💬 90 📌 76

No….it’s whoop that trick

14.08.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep democrats too for letting this happen too. You can’t have tyrants on one side and cowards on the other.

14.08.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

17.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Credit: Obi Arisukwu

This timing

10.07.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Short answer…yes

09.07.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s wild

09.07.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bondi tries (badly) to explain why that minute is missing from the Epstein prison video

08.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 13371 🔁 3753 💬 2249 📌 671

Both parties piss on us.

But republicans try to take away your umbrella!

09.07.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John Fetterman was spotted having dinner on his wedding anniversary, not with his wife, but with Steve Bannon, joined by Matt Boyle of Breitbart at DC's popular MAGA gathering spot, Butterworth's.

12.06.2025 23:00 — 👍 862 🔁 360 💬 307 📌 110

See ya there?

02.06.2025 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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