Jessie "Swaglord of the Universe" enthusiast

to fake cry* sob emoji... i'm not willing to re-send the other 3 patch notes again to fix it

patch 2.74.4: in the same scene, altered Jessie's language to snap to fast-forwarding to the most important part of characters' lives so that the reader may interpret this as death being the most important part of life, or the snap going through their entire life and finding nothing important.

patch 2.74.3: in the same scene, altered the snip of the aforementioned character's first and only child starting school to involve him being bullied for "having a girl's name" as Jessie skips forward.

patch 2.74.2: in the same scene as the last patch, made the aforementioned character's fiance suggest naming their first child after said coworker to comfort them. also made the character's fiance avian. this adds nuance and body to the lengths this character goes to overcome their fertility issues.

patch 2.74.1: changed jessie's dialog fake cry and mock a character for not being able to rewind time like she can while they are crying because they feel culpable in a coworker's death.

patch 2.74: Made several edits to when Jessie was rifling through Shiloh's wallet in scene 26 ("Your name is Shiloh"). Added a continuity error as foreshadowing.

patch 2.73.0: jessie's speech bubbles at the beginning of the deification sequence arranged so that the the borders become thicker until her entire speech bubble is black. this was intended way before i drew the scene, but most of her speech became Commandment narration, which remains white.

patch 2.72.9: multiple continuity fixes applied to scene 14 ("ruthless"). scratches from ruth's ex-husband keying her truck added in every panel, headlight broken in a panel where it looked normal, and the disappearing soda can was added. honk sound effect was also changed to ruth's speech color.

patch 2.72.8: jessie describing her dick as canonically fat removed due to space constraints. also, because it isn't fat.

patch 2.72.7.2: "bummer" changed to "sucks" due to bummer's etymology related to unhoused people, which don't really exist as a concept in idletry.

you should be able to if you can't

this reminds me of the joey toaster actually

marsupials with unwanted pregnancies bringing their jellybean size joeys to child services in a jar with some twigs and leaves like it's a bug they caught

sorry I have an app limiting my Tumblr time to like 3 minutes per day but I have pregnancy jokes I need to write down--

Evelyn reading pregnancy survival guides as like a sci-fi horror reading hobby because she's a marsupial and pregnancy isn't nearly as big a deal physically for her but she's still technically been pregnant so she's allowed to gawk at the phenomenon--

okay yes I just looked at the glossary and crent is signalled by a currency symbol after the number

I'm pretty sure crent's currency symbol goes after the number, just like cents, so you don't even need to think ahead like you might have to for writing $1,000,000 vs dollars.

besides better worldbuilding continuity, Jessie mentioning crent this early (the third scene of the comic) introduces the reader to the concept of a fictional currency in this universe fairly soon into reading. I can't thread the needle with actually writing out the word crent instead of C though.

the red building with the rainbow sign in this panel is, in fact, a casino, one of two or three within a kilometer of where shiloh lives. they aren't littering the city, it's just that shiloh lives close to "gay street" -- an area historically specialized in adult entertainment.

patch 2.72.7.1: sentence jessie wrote about a winning lottery ticket changed to 1 million crent instead. the city shiloh lives in is one of the few places where you can gamble legally on their planet, and it is a big part of their tourism economy. lotteries probably aren't much of a thing.

patch 2.72.7: jessie wondering guiltily about whether ruth's husband killed her removed to comply with the new plot point where jessie murders ruth's husband in act 1.

patch 2.72.6.3: added a few small bits of dialogue in scene 2 to make Mark seem less bossy and more like they are trying to moderate the therapy group to make sure everyone is comfortable.

patch 2.72.6.2: ruth's dialogue in scene 2 tweaked to make the dynamics of the custody battle more evident and more accurate to typical laws surrounding divorce and child custody. may receive more tweaking in the future, but space is an issue, and speech bubbles take up a lot of real estate.

Patch 2.72.6.1: added line from Jessie where she thanks her Super Reflexes after catching herself from falling on a knife in scene 8.

patch 2.72.6: mention of "atom bomb" changed to "chroma bomb" because atoms don't exist in idletry's universe. the name of the bomb pending, but canon compliant for now.

patch 2.72.5: shiloh's dialogue in "i missed 'you'" scene changed to jessie's handwriting to comply with how characters' speech bubbles are presented when jessie is being forced to write them herself.

patch 2.72.4: changed an instance of 3:45 pm to 15:45.

patch 2.72.3: jessie offers immortality to her parents in scene 20. this was always intended to be there, and evelyn even references her rejection of immortality in act 3, but it wasn't yet added in for reasons beyond your comprehension.

Patch 2.72.2: Jessie now makes Shiloh climax by telling them to cum and snapping without actually using a Commandment in the "I miss 'you'" scene as opposed to choking them. It is Jessie's fantasy, so it would be something she finds more gratifying. The choking may be added back into the scene.

Patch 2.72.1: removed instances of Jessie groping Shiloh at the world peace symposium.