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Ah yes, empathy is evil now.

06.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he wanted money for health & education, he wouldn’t have screwed over the LCBO whose profits are used directly to fund services. He wouldn’t waste $ at 3x the price on private nursing agencies instead of just paying our HCW’ers properly. He’s constantly wasting tax money to help donors of his

03.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am getting a ton of mileage out of this cartoon.

31.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1092    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

31.10.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9380    πŸ” 3389    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 168

Dachau began as a "work-conditioned housing" facility. Auschwitz began as a "work-conditioned housing" facility. Majdanek began as a "work-conditioned housing" facility.

28.10.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1104    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

i don’t normally endorse block lists (i’m on some, weirdly lumped in with people i myself have blocked) but i don’t see how blocking all these accts with one button is bad.

most importantly, DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THEM. they already own X so they wouldn’t be here if they weren’t trying to start shit.

17.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 11
The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

First time I've sobbed at the end of a video essay

29.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1368    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12
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Remember how Grumpy Cat’s real name was β€œTard” and the owners tried to convince us it was short for Tartar Sauce

17.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 821    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

Democrats and centrist media keep laundering this panic into β€˜reasonable concerns’ but the anti-trans movement is overwhelmingly comprised of bigoted loser freaks. We’re missing a huge opportunity to make this a winning issue by pointing that out.

12.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3194    πŸ” 805    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 10
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied.

The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory.

β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled.

Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard.

β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said.

Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said.

He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

24.07.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7091    πŸ” 3793    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 532
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Tracking Canada’s fascist fight clubs CBC’s visual investigations team reveals where some of Canada’s white nationalist 'active clubs' gather to prepare for violence.

Uggggggh.

www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...

18.07.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Debate for the sake of debate is not meritorious, particularly when the very questions being debated have factual answers.

07.07.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 510    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
CONCENTRATION CAMP USA - CHARLIE ANGUS
YouTube video by Charlie Angus CONCENTRATION CAMP USA - CHARLIE ANGUS

Donald Trump is promoting feeding political enemies to alligators. MAGA is over the moon.
Alligator Alcatraz is the American Dachau. We are on the slope to a very dark future.
If we do not speak up now, fascism will be in place.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPMX...

06.07.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 727    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 20

Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation

05.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4703    πŸ” 1344    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 22

Trump just referred to some bankers as "shylocks" in his speech in Iowa.

04.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2088    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 218

Canadians are not shareholders. They are citizens.
Canada is a nation not a corporation.
Carney is not CEO.
He was elected as Prime Minister of the Canadian people.
The rights of citizenship and the obligations of political leadership should never be degraded to mere capitalist exchange.

30.06.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 803    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 12

Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?

29.06.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5485    πŸ” 782    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 55

hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot

27.06.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13428    πŸ” 4686    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 59

Unless something dramatic happens in the interim, a birth certificate will no longer be sufficient to prove the citizenship of any child born in much of the United States after July 27.

27.06.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2383    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 71
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Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case

Deporting children of military veterans because they were born on an overseas military base.

This man has no citizenship now.

26.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7835    πŸ” 3780    πŸ’¬ 574    πŸ“Œ 768

Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think

21.06.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11100    πŸ” 2888    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 8

Again, arguably the most effective and damaging lie of the past half century is that republicans are the β€œgood at economy” party

19.06.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1112    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

17.06.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 28589    πŸ” 11198    πŸ’¬ 2191    πŸ“Œ 1862
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β€œThe Pill makes women horny for girly men” is now a GOP talking point We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! Adam Schwarze, the GOP candidate for the US Senate in Minnesota, wan…

A GOP senatorial candidate says that The Pill makes women attracted to "effeminate girly boys." This ridiculous talking point, heavily promoted by right-wing influencers on Tik Tok, is creeping into politics as part of the GOP war on contraception.

www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2025/06/14/t...

16.06.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC

14.06.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17665    πŸ” 4651    πŸ’¬ 2104    πŸ“Œ 3413
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WE THE NORTH salute WE THE PEOPLE who came out in their millions against the fascist takeover in the United States.
This is going to get a lot harder and a lot more frightening but the tyrant will fall.

14.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12
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Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

14.06.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44388    πŸ” 16185    πŸ’¬ 1058    πŸ“Œ 1173
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The photos coming from Trump’s birthday parade are just incredible. No one showed up.

14.06.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6439    πŸ” 1358    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 257
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Holy shit, New York!

Here’s the full view.

#NoKings #50501Movement

14.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38035    πŸ” 8527    πŸ’¬ 833    πŸ“Œ 742

this statement was made just yesterday

14.06.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7618    πŸ” 1868    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 11

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