I live within a mile of the scene, the air outside is rather thick.
08.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I live within a mile of the scene, the air outside is rather thick.
08.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It's under control now, I live quite close to the scene.
08.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Wait... His name is Bryon?! What a Tragedeigh
07.03.2026 12:18 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Skeet of the day ♥️😂
07.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Epstein administration and its maga followers are not aligned with the views of western civilization.
06.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who tf cares what the US thinks? The USA is in end of days mode now.
05.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's my joint favourite Zeppelin track, alongside Bring it on home.
05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Close- up of sleepy dachshund's face
Back atcha 😉
05.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Toby has fainted with envy.
03.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT)
WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now
DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP
LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back
MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones
SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto
CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline
Right on, Bear ♥️
03.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I make mint sauce from my allotment harvest- I need an underground lair to fire my wokebombs with the nonbinary virus from 😉
03.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's AI
03.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They all look like failed drag acts.
03.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skeet of the day for me 🥰
27.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It won't be dementia that takes him.
25.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I know it well, my auntie lived there for around 30 years. It's quite a beautiful building. A big welcome to Glasgow to her from me ♥️
25.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If your daughter is in student accommodation, she probably lives within a mile or so of my home.
25.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 02028, rather.
25.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's a wreck. There is zero chance of him seeing 2928.
25.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Here in Scotland, they're free.
25.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0He'll be vegetation by the midterms. Look at the fucking state of him.
25.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Ridiculed, not feared.
Republicans are seemingly permanently trashed on ketamine or LSD, utterly disconnected from reality.
He comes across as a deviant, a pervert.
You're fascinated with perverts, now?
Ffs. Do some actual journalism.
He was born to an unmarried couple, his father was still married to another woman.
Spare me the deranged morality stance, Kruger.
Me too.
She raised that weirdo.
Hey America, we see your president is currently faking another assassination attempt to divert from his rampant rapiness, paedophilia, corruption and nazism.
Ffs nobody buys this crap from Shitler.
You'll never recover from this shit.
America, stay the fuck out of Europe. Forever.
22.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dog laying on his back with his head hanging off the sofa
My furry lodger's current mood.
21.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0'Izzy Whizzy let's get busy'
20.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0