Slippin’ Jimmy

I think it’s fucked up that I have to have the male body type to romance Panam in Cyberpunk 2077. That woman is bi at MINIMUM.

I have personally received more direct messages of condolences from people about David Lynch’s passing than I did when my actual grandfather died.

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I can’t believe they literally did this but for Dexter

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Jimmy Carter really could’ve been the candidate we needed in 2028. Gone too soon.

as someone who got laid off from a netflix show six days before christmas, i can attest to how many notes could be boiled down to “this is too interesting and fun”

I really enjoyed Wicked

It’s so fucked up that if I search for a stock image on Freepik it feeds me hundreds of dogshit AI images that I have to wade through before I find anything useable.

Lmfao mine was watching Mary Poppins Returns on New Year’s Day 2019

The ultimate practical legacy of most dissents is to serve as DBQs on APUSH exams.

BlueSky rules, there are posts about NBC’s Kings

The difference is that Clarence Thomas was selected and backed by a decades long right wing political project with a goal of arriving at this point where we find ourselves. The dems have invested zero political capital into a similar project.

This is literally just TV doing an industry plant and presupposing the phenomenal success of a show that, as far as I can gather, no one wants.

I have nothing but respect for Chase, but this is the same energy as Democrats salivating over RGB’s “legendary dissents” which fundamentally mean nothing toward advancing any political project.

***prolonged fart noise***

Hold on, receiving some terrible news

Days like today make me really glad that voting for Joe Biden in 2020 helped us to save the Supreme Court!

Am I crazy or wasn’t there a whole controversy that these were the Seven Dwarfs in this movie? Has it taken so long cause they’ve been completely redoing the movie to make the Dwarfs into ugly Sonics? Or is this just a separate group of characters also in the movie?

10 fav animated features (no order)

Princess Mononoke
The Secret of NIMH
Ratatouille
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Your Name
The Great Mouse Detective
Kung Fu Panda 2
Beauty and the Beast
Toy Story 2
The Hunchback of Notre Dame

the number of times Surf Dracula is cited in text exchanges with other critics is very high!

Once or twice a year I get the intrusive thought to purchase a VR headset exclusively so I can finally play Half Life: Alyx and literally nothing else.

There is still time. But how much? I'm about to take a chunk of it up with this very long newsletter

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So brutal to take down the big billboard on Sunset for The Marvels before the end of opening weekend. It's truly never been more over.

20 mins in and season two of Loki already miles better than anything the MCU has put out since *checks notes* season one of Loki.

I think the Peter Parker redesign in Spider-Man Remastered is better.

The fact that so many of the fandoms I loved as a kid are now becoming a list of things I never want to hear about for the rest of my life is a bit of a bummer ngl.

I don’t like it one bit. No sir. I just want to pick the cat starter, I don’t want it to become a furry by the end of the game.

I don’t like when Pokémon have human proportions.

Nobody on here is doing Scorsese/Marvel discourse, and that’s beautiful.

On principal, I want the Creator to succeed. However, I’m pretty skeptical, because Gareth Edwards couldn’t direct an actor out of a paper bag.